Enrique
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*** It also prevents blue balls. Or so I've heard.
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Jennifer Lopez vs. Angelina Jolie based on sex appeal
Enrique replied to gale's topic in The Bonfire
Jennifer, or Jenny as I call her at the house, is more natural, whereas Angie is 65% plastic (lips, boobs, etc.) -
Je, je, je
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Sick? SICK???? Don't you ever, ever again call me the same thing my gf does!!! ()
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It's Pat...
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LOL! Hey, for all I know, it's the best Prom dress ever!!!
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5,000 dreams to be exact!
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*** Yuck! How do you know they're used?
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BTW, that's not me in the pic
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What this dress is made up of?
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Work safe... unless someone looks very closely.
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wind tunnel misconceptions cleared up (IMO, anyway :)
Enrique replied to arlo's topic in Relative Work
Hey, Arlo, how much should I plan to spend (time & $$$) if I want to work on some center point turns in the tunnel? I know it depends on my skills, but I guess you would have a better idea than me. I have 330 jumps, most of them RW. Thanks. Enrique -
BTW, you gave yourself a slot switcher in that skydive ya know. *** It wasn't me, it was Mario Santos (see previous post).
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People only die when we forget about them! So, take Scratch's advise... remember the good things. I bet you will see him in your good dreams or at 13,000 feet wishing you a fun jump. I'm very sorry..... things like this make my heart hurt
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I don't know if this is the right translation into English but there are a couple of very wise sayings, which have proven to be true in more than one instance: "The night is darker just before dawn" "The darker it gets, the more stars we can see" Cheers! And a big hug for you. Take it easy... breath.... ride it out..... it WILL pass.
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He then stands, removes his jacket and begins flexing for me. *** LOL. Man, people ARE weird!
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Hi everyone! Eventhough most of my jumps have been RW, there are some things I don't understand. I know there is a yearly dive pool; I know each block is assigned a number; and I know random formations are assigned a letter. So, does that mean that on a A G 3 P draw, my 4-way has to do a UNIPOD ("A" on the 2002 dive pool), then a CATACCORD ("G" on the dive pool), then a SIDEFLAKE OPAL + (INTER) + TURF (block #3 on the dive pool), and end it with a SIDEBODY ("P" on the random dive pool)? Thanks for the input. And, sorry if it's a stupid question, but I simply need to know. Enrique
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*** It sounds to me like the "soup nazi": NO SOUP FOR YOU! But in this case it would be: NO BOOBS FOR YOU! By the way, I guess my reverse psychology didn't work.... damn it!
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*** ROFL!!! I really walked into this one.... I didn't mention the big hose only because I'm a humble guy... I don't like to brag. Anyway, this is getting really hard for me, and I think I'm better off without seeing you in a thong. As a matter of fact, I never want to see you in a thong, I don't want you to flash your boobies at me, and I don't want any pampering from you. [***let's see if reverse psychology is the key***]
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*** Hey! I used to be on a rescue team (still have my fireman jacket) and, since I am Mexican, I can sure as hell produce a cool latin lover accent for you "Hello señorita, would you like to take ride on my burro?" Cheers!
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After a crappy weekend, and a week in the office, I'M FREEEEEEEE! I'm taking my sis to do a tandem today and I'll be swoop'n and drop'n, and stuff..... Have a great weekend everybody !!!! And be safe!
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Dude, as I said on a previous thread, you are more than welcome to jump with me, anytime. Just get through with your jump course and look me up at the DZ. There are plenty of nice people that will jump with you. Blue skies.
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Oh boy, did you ever crash and burn with that one! Will you divorce me, then?
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WILL YOU MARRY ME? ***let's see if that is the secret***
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One for Viking: BACK INTO VONS GOES VIKING TO FLIRT WITH THE GIRL ON THE COUNTER HE SAYS ITS ONLY FOR TALKING WE ALL KNOW HE JUST WANTS TO POUND HER How's that for an early shot?