Enrique
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Tactile reference is even better. *** ***in low voice*** shhhh, I'm trying to get them to post their boobies here in the forum, and I can use a little support
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I think us guys need a little graphic guidance here. We can't vote blindly without having visual reference.
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*** OMG... THE PICTURES GOING THROUGH MY MIND RIGHT NOW.......
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Now isn't that an ugly pair of sunglasses?
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Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Enrique replied to bodypilot90's topic in The Bonfire
QuoteThings That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk: To your sober wife/girlfriend: "Because I said so!" or "Because I am the man in this house" -
*** ... if you find any, let me know
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*** You sexist woman!
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Quotehey my canopy has yellow blue and the mid cell is pink. Im not gay . *** Are you sure? I've heard otherwise, dude (or should I call you dudette?) JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING. thinking *** I'm in for a good pounding here***
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Welcome aboard. I jump at SDSD as well. When you get your license we'll make sure to hook you up with some RW (ask Viking... it's fun).
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Plenty of good one liners out there. If sitting in a plane is flying then rowing a boat is swimming. If you want to experience the element get out of the vehicle ! *** The irony of it all....
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*** thrrrrt!? **nasty smell invades the forum**
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How about this for a wedding cake (see pic) Sorta work safe.
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What about Chips Ahoy "Cremewiches"? Those are really good too
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QuoteI am _EXTREMELY_ anal about chest straps and leg straps!!!! in case I only have one arm *** A couple of weekends ago I was on the ground waiting for our load to go up, when out of the corner of my eye I saw a newbie and another friend of his rushing to the plane to make the next load. The guy had donned his rig with his right arm going between the harness and the right risers (Try to picture this: the riser cover opened and the risers slipped from the harness; when he put on the rig his shoulder was sitting under the harness strap, and the risers were "routed" under his arm pit). I obviously stopped him and asked him to take the rig off; he was pretty pissed off at me because he wasn't going to make the load. My only choice was to hold him until the DZ manager came over and take care of things. It's hard to pull when your arm has been ripped off by your risers.
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QuoteNever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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*** I totally agree with you. I don't think that someone would be "affraid" of EATING something (thus eliminating the FEAR factor).... I can understand someone being grossed out by it, but not scared. However, if they had to personally remove the bull's or water-buffalo's privates themselves, now that would be some good fear factor material, wouldn't it?
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I agree with the sentiment, but boy do you pick weird punishments. *** Viking never said it was a punishment. I know Viking personally and I think he likes that kinda stuff (j/k)
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Why? Is Britney in the forum?
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Sorta work safe. Funny.... very funny http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp
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Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think it would be neat if they talked, but my mom said that being skydivers they would probably say too many bad words. ------------------------------------------------------------ ... but would the toy skydiver ask to see your boobs!? That would make it real. As a matter of fact, it would make the action figure a NORMAL dropzone.commer
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Really, it's not a problem. (see pic)
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Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. "Man, I wish I could do that", says one of the guys. "You can", says the other. "Just let him sniff your hand first."
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Anyway, I gotta go home. I promised my girlfriend I would watch the season premier of Friends with her (and I will have myself a Skydiver Blonde beer) Cheers!
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Actually, those are swoop cords, Enrique . . . *** Oh, I thought they were.... never mind!
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*** .... Man.... with that description, I think I'M beggining to like you JUST KIDDING!