Enrique
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Sorry, I meant no harm.
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Is this a competition between you and Skymama? Cuz its not funny. hurrrl
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Man, are you o.k.? Do your fingers still work? Do you still have a job?
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Bush's rationale for his Iraq policy. (see pic)
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*using British accent* I beg your pardon for disturbing you but, will you be so kind as to lift up your brassiere (and shirt) and post a picture of it on this forum? I will be most grateful for your prompt attention to this matter.
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sounds good to me
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you have pissed off my stalker......woohoo *** Anytime TG, that's what lawyers are for
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QuoteWelcome to our little world......I am a litigation paralegal in Houston, Texas......[/reply***] Well then, it looks like I'm your man. I'm a lawyer in Mexico, what a coincidence! Maybe we can get together and talk about cases, and absurd laws, and a**hole judges and all that FUN stuff j/k
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I'm a legal counsel in Mexico. I give foreign investment counseling and represent companies in labor litigation.
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Well what does this picture tell us? *** uh, not to eat pork anymore?
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only real men play Rugby *** Real men with 3 or 4 missing teeth
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QuoteThat is funnier than hell. *** .... is hell really funny?
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Did we ever find out who that was? I think it's time for a lynching *** COUNT ME IN! LETS SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL. I NEED BOOBIES TO HELP ME THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY IN THE OFFICE!
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my rack is nowhere near a rack....more like a little shelf. *** ... and anyway, we didn't ask to see a huge rack, just your rack. C'mon Andrea, my mind is wondering and I can't continue working.
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*** Excuse me young lady, and what exactly gives you the authority to judge a rack? I am pretty sure that is OUR prerrogative.
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QuoteIt is not easy being me because? I have only one eyebrow.
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*** Ok, ok, ok. This is NOT fair at all. What would be the best way to get you to post it again? Do I need to beg?
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QuoteKeep the line moving...there's nothing too exciting here...*** I wouldn't exactly agree with that, but I do agree with VisionAir's motion "nice piercing, nice tan, nice tummy" Andrea, you have a beautiful tummy, WOW!
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*wondering why I have never come across someone with that same urge* Do I live in a different dimension?
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What would you do if you were forced to upsize by 100sq feet.
Enrique replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
QuoteThat would put me at a 197 square foot canopy.. I would go nuts!!!!! I think I would retire early.. LOL *** uh... become 100 lbs. fatter! -
13. Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." 14. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no, Ma'am," said the pilot, what is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"*** LMAO!!! These two are soooo funny!
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to maldonado_montfort@yahoo.com please. Thx
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Check out the pic
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If anybody wants a mp3 version - just pm me *** Phil, my gf doesn't only want the song, she needs it, so if you could please send it to me I'll appreciate it. Thanks
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*** I guess he's trying to get you to have a lot of children and a nasty STD just to get in the history books