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  1. ...isn't there something about floaties and sinkies? ... .. . Yeah.....has a lot to do with fibre and oats and prunes......makes for great altitude air bomb I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  2. After bluefingers yesterday... 1x Boerewors Roll 1x Beer 1x dry stick of biltong...no I didn't smoke it! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  3. Starting freeflying early...at least the look is right! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  4. Relax! I'm sure he'll be quite happy to share my biltong ... I glad he will!!! Thanks bluefingers...now I have to mission to find a boerie roll...does a bunny chow count?? MMMMM......munchies!!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  5. Why? I haven't met an ugly SA chick yet... You must have been waaaaaay wasted.....saw 2 in traffic today that made my bulldog howl! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  6. Nah....they were just looking for some lady friends for Clay.....we got plenty sheep here in SA I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  7. Yep...tis a clue for more boobie pics!!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  8. Has Clay been doing some travelling in Africa? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  9. Just to let all know.....the guy has been moved out of the Intensive Care Unit. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  10. Sorry.....it was at the AAD 2002 airshow in South Africa I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  11. If you have any good vibes to spare, please send them this way......one of the military jumpers was injured in a LALO display jump today.... Details are sketchy at the moment, apparently his canopy turned into a streamer and he impacted hard....was airlifted to the local military hospital by the STAR helicopter..... I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  12. Me too.....but it was at a military airshow! Lotsa CASA's, a C130 and many jumpers! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  13. Maybe you can hook up with the guys who stole the jumpship here in SA?
  14. Even better, it's inside me...and I have 3 of the models sitting at my desk!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  15. What more could I ask for.......our company is doing a casting today...at last count I had just over 70 models outside my window...... ...and beer!!!! What more could I ask for???? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  16. True.....but if he snags his reserve.......repack and all that, then again who says there isn't a load of laundry in the reserve tray! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  17. Seeing as it was a jumpship...maybe the brakes were replaced by pieces of cardboard and a drogue was used to stop it? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  18. http://www.justsaywow.com/categories/fun/groovin_granny.swf I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  19. XXX chili and egg salad!! Bluefingers also suggested a section on post jump drinks! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  20. Here is a way out idea...dunno if it has been done before..I do have a Cop Cookbook How about the pre-second skydiving cookbook, I'm quite happy to run with the idea...just send me your recipes and I will try find a publisher... I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  21. This was the A1 100% proof stuff....just what I needed after a full day snow mobiling!! One day I want to come back to Finland, I loved it there!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  22. I know there was this evil white shooter that I had when I was in Helsinki.....blew the back of my head off! and then there was this hot berry type thing in Saariselka (?) I think it was called glogi or something....was like hardcore gluhwein!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  23. Things To Say When You're Stressed at Work.... How many times do I have to flush before you go away? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble plastic is cheap. You choose. And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be.....? I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Chaos, panic and disorder....my work here is done. Ambivalent? Well yes and no. You look like shit. Is that the style now? Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  24. Mr Daniels is still tame...try a night with his cross border cousin Mr Cuervo! Only 4 more hours to the rematch!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter