helicam

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  1. I have one better....for a great deal of what I do at work we record live to tape and rewind it when we do the broadcast........one day the studio cut to us without warning while I was cueing a tape......we had to do an entire traffic report with all the cars going backwards!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  2. Reminds me of that bungee jumping picture...couldn't stop my eyes burning!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  3. Merry Christmas to all!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  4. Hmm... If I undo my navel, will my butt fall off? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  5. This is just too strange... First I see a trailer for an animated movie and it has a SKYSURFING scene in it and then the girlfriend is listening to a new CD and pipes up..." hey you know how awesome this track would be for a skydiving movie!!" btw she is not a jumper! Quick bring the smelling salts! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  6. I am 100% in agreement! I come from both a police and EMS background and have attended far too many scenes where kids have been on the parent's lap while they are driving, running around the car and even been left to sleep on the rear parcel shelf! What burns me is that when we used to pull people over and warn them, they used ti get very aggressive and used to tell us that they will decide what is best for their child. An old cop I used to work with used to hand these people the business card from an undertaker with the advice that they will need it soon. That being said....blue skies all!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  7. helicam

    Paranoia

    Nope, the voices tell me it is, in fact, about me. They're never wrong. I do everything my cornflakes tell me to. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  8. All I now need is someone to print it for me!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  9. http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Crime_Court/0,5583,2-1343-1345_1294503,00.html I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  10. Duct tape is just a metaphor for the Universe... It has a light side, it has a dark side and everything sticks to it!!
  11. Please take note of this to ensure the safety of your load... If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  12. Don't joke......when I was still with EMS, we went to a callout where a guy had done that...with an industrial vacuum cleaner, we had to get the rescue squad out with a cutting tool!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  13. helicam

    NOT HAPPY!

    Dude...you have been talking to too many South Africans!!
  14. Depends on your rig.....you could always get your rigger to put in an ROL pouch!
  15. Here's one we have in Deepest Darkest Africa... Heres to the breezes that blow through the treeses Lifting girls skirt's above their kneeses Revealing a spot that teases, pleases and causes diseases. Here's to that spot!
  16. I had a job like that!! Was not a problem to come to work with a hangover!
  17. Thanks!!! It's yummy....want some?? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  18. hmmmm...I am about to go get lunch, any ideas? This day is turning out to be a WOFT....... Ferdi, have you guys renamed ASC yet? I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  19. yeah, once MM gets off his chain, he starts to fight with Scratch and then it all goes to pieces! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  20. QuoteAnd now? Why is everyone so quiet? Probably the cleaning up. And another thing, everybody stop looking at that haggis NacMac threw. Somebody just clean it up, please . It's not a haggis......it's the remains of the exploding cow! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  21. aaaah what the hell - pass em over Wayne. Seems bosswoman managed to pick up her bits and glue them back together, I've just heard an unearthly screech and the walls vibrated ... guess I'm staying under the radar today .... Yeah it happens........never quite been a fan of those sci-horror type movies!! Nothing like a wors roll for breakfast!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  22. I have just made a new batch of jello shots in 60ml syringes......I tried using witblits this time....anybody want some? I have a new mission in life......I saw a Puma sitting quietly in our hangar......now that would be fun!!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  23. For you we killa da bull!! Not long till the weekend...I can almost hear the plane!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  24. Watch out for the chunks of Kerry's bossperson....it's a bitch to get off your shoes....serves you right for wearing your new Tevas in this thread!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter