Herky

Not to be mean, but why would you sleep in a dumpster? I mean, what's wrong with sleeping just next to the dumpster or on the ground for that matter.

Start jelqing if you aren't happy with what you have...

I waited to book a hotel at the last minute for a sporting event. Everyone in town was sold out. Ended up paying 90 bucks for one night a motel 6. I almost always splurge on hotels, so my standards are a little high. But my god. Walking in I thought there was an ash tray hanging under my nose. The bed I had to pull sheets off just to verify it wasn't a concrete slab it was so hard. Light in bathroom was out. The tv remote looked like someone shoved it up their ass. No joke. And they obviously took a lighter to it as all buttons were melted. More haunting was the fact that walking through the parking lot a group of guys on the balcony yelled, "Show us your dick".

Yeah, I ran quite a bit of XC before I started getting them. Don't think you could develop them in one landing. But if it swells up or still hurts after a few days I'd probably get it looked at.

Has anyone ever been convicted of it? I mean, seriously, how bad of a lawyer would you have to have not to get off not guilty by reason of mental defect or insanity.

Suicide jumpers don't general lee get that lucky.

Some people just bruise really really easy. You're probably one of those people. If you aren't sure. Have a friend punch you really hard on corner of shoulder. If you get a bruise, you're soft.

Next race, we should fly you down there, have you stand in front of all those kids, and tell them it is too dangerous and you are canceling the series plus instigating an age ban on the motorcycles. Tell me how many smiles you count that day. Tell me how many kids comes up and thank you. Just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's wrong.

No Idea what he was thinking, that was just insane

"Current subscribers with unlimited data plans on AT&T or Verizon don’t have to worry at the moment. Both companies are several months or a year away from changing their policy to get rid of unlimited data plans." That is from an interview/article about both companies. Verizon stated recently, when its 4G network is complete, THAT is when all unlimited data users will be switched over. That was announced back in May 2010. Feel free to hang on till the end though...maybe you get an awesome deal?

I had unlimited data through verizon, but they offered me a sweat deal to good to pass up on a new phone. And I had to get rid of unlimited data plan for the new phone...apparently they are phasing out unlimited data and are considering moving people who have it to other plan. It was a good business move when they instigated it, but not anymore. So if you got verizon...don't count on unlimited data for too much longer.

That's why the space shuttle was never updated. Only had 1mb of ram...I think they were using an intel 8080 processor chip. I doubt any of you on here were even nerdy enough to own a computer when the 8080 was out.

Supposed to be one at couch freaks this year last I heard.

Just like I won't be able to change your views, nothing you say is going to change mine. I've minimized the risk to a point that I am comfortable with.

There is a long straight stretch of road near me, if I am out at midnight, I can see headlights 8 miles away, easily, cause it's flat entire way. 55mph zone, I've had it to 157mph and even above several times. I know every single bump in the road, I know how my car reacts to those bumps. I know where every sign, every mailbox, every rut in the shoulder is. If someone is coming I don't do it. I have a car, and tires rated for those speeds. It is a rural road, all the farms houses have long drives set way back from highway. I am at no risk to anyone but myself. Thats exactly why when I pull over on the side of a freeway in the middle of nowhere, I turn the 4 ways on (with driving lights already on) and put a reflective belt on. At those speeds, you are going (if my math memory serves me) about 235 feet per second, with my reflective belt alone, (reflects light up to 1000 feet) you would see me ~4.25 seconds before you were passing me. IIRC, the reaction time from your eye seeing, and your brain saying 'oh shit', to you moving your foot is ~1.5 seconds, then you gotta slow that mass down, which would take way more than the other 2.75 seconds. Not trying to be a buzzkill or anything, but think of the old lady that has a blown tire in the middle of the night, or one whos engine is dead and the battery wont power the lights. But damn, 8 miles in just under 3 minutes would make my trip home alot quicker. Road has massive wide shoulders on it. They could easily pull off, and have plenty of room to walk around their car without leaving shoulder. Besides...when I do my highspeed runs through there, to give me the extra few feet from animals that may be on side of road, I go right down the middle of the road. I bought a fast car, I want to enjoy it.

There is a long straight stretch of road near me, if I am out at midnight, I can see headlights 8 miles away, easily, cause it's flat entire way. 55mph zone, I've had it to 157mph and even above several times. I know every single bump in the road, I know how my car reacts to those bumps. I know where every sign, every mailbox, every rut in the shoulder is. If someone is coming I don't do it. I have a car, and tires rated for those speeds. It is a rural road, all the farms houses have long drives set way back from highway. I am at no risk to anyone but myself.

Always got a case of shiner in the fridge, personal favorite is st. pauli girl. Always got a bottle of peppermint schnapps in the freezer too.

You don't thread that needle perfectly there is going to be serious splatter on your ankles

Sounds like the problem is the 16gb hard drive. Don't know how much space you will get after just removing fragments of programs, but memory is fairly cheap.

The only mature adult way to handle this situation is to take your phone to the bar, take pics of you making out with a random bar floozie, and send them to her. Post her reply on here, and we all give you key to the internet for flawless victory.

IDK...I like the duck face over fat face smile. Image evidence as follows...

One of my friends usually owes like 5 grand every year. As I sit there bragging about my refund he keeps grinning saying he had it invested and made interest on it, not them.

Those hippy yoga chicks usually have a 70's muff...no thanks.

Blade Runner, can see that entire scene play out in my head perfectly I have seen it so many times. One of the best films ever! "Who said that? What ignorant, low down, slanderizing, son of a bitch said that?"

"To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever." From the princess bride.