xbasejumperz

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  1. ummmm prison sex. the best kind of sex there is.
  2. Revives threads. participates in gay internet lovemaking by virtually blowing each others penises.
  3. Your logo reads as TEXAWOOPERS. how ironic, a guy with graphicdesign in his name is criticizing somebodys website logo, could that be anymore of a pathetic attempt to drum up business? your not gonna get any hand outs here buddy.
  4. the only thing a george foreman grill is good for is drying out your buds after you realized your cat pissed all over your stash.
  5. did you hear about that guy from texas that thought he was a badass swooper, so badass that he put up a website that didnt even work and then advertised it to the world for them all to click on and waste 10 fucking seconds of their lives? Well, guess what? I just stole my 10 seconds back from your ass!
  6. After the first two posts i didnt think this thread could get any worse. Thanks for proving me wrong.
  7. We have a mutual love for another DZ.commer. is that your polite way of saying you want to do me?
  8. What the hell! Didn't you see my picture posted earlier?? Here it is again.... That's me jumping that building just before deploying. I think around 2-300 ft. bullshit. i call photoshop.
  9. funny har har funny or funny you are such a tool for pointing out that my 69th post was the word gay funny? fuck im confused.
  10. You didnt receive the confirmation email from them? The process is you send it into them, they send you a confirmation email once they receive it, you then click a link to approve the maintenance to be done. Once you approve it it takes 4-6 weeks. Also, if you dont respond to the email within a certain period of time they resell your cypress to someone else. Apparently they got tired of them just sitting around and people not paying for the maintenance. Ha! You're screwed.
  11. thanks for burning our new spot jackass.
  12. I honestly do not give a flying frig about a fascinating lecture. god i love you
  13. I don't think it really belongs over there. Did you take a moment to view the lecture. It was rather fascinating. She was studying what part of the brain "functions" when we fall in love and what parts "functions" when we are heart broken using various subjects placed in an MRI. It was really something. Except for that one sentence which really threw me but other than that it was an impressive lecture. stop. stop now. i am starting to understand why some people here choose not to like you.
  14. thats because all the blood in my body returned to its normal location after I realized i wasnt going to get a naked picture of you. its amazing how well one can think when blood is evenly distributed throughout the body.
  15. Sorry but I have no naked pictures. Fuck.
  16. Anyone ever stolen your tiger? I would love to steal your tiger! You are hot! Guppie shot me down. How about you and I trade naked pictures?
  17. Anyone ever stolen your tiger? I would love to steal your tiger! You are hot!
  18. Simple, i don't buy in the BS. What bs?
  19. How come you guys dont like that shah guy?
  20. The Florida Tuskers had a hell of a season!! If it wasnt for that late season loss to the las vegas locomotives they would have had a perfect season. They came so fucking close! edited to add: Damn those locomotives!
  21. my naked picture for yours. deal? in a pm of course. Still stuck in the wet dream I see... g apparently
  22. my naked picture for yours. deal? in a pm of course.