xbasejumperz
-
Content
104 -
Joined
-
Last visited
Never -
Feedback
0%
Everything posted by xbasejumperz
-
Just make sure to wear your rig on your back leaving the hackey partially exposed. It is not a good idea to secure the hackey or place the rig in a gear bag. Your rig, and the hackey need to breathe, what better way to accomplish this then doing 100mph down the road on your bike
-
do you ride with friends? what do they ride? do you want to be the slowest one in the bunch? do you want to look like a retard dragging up the rear while they are up on one wheel a mile ahead of you? No, you dont. you want to be a badass, isnt that afterall why you ride motorcycles? dont listen to these people here, they are to busy sitting on the porch wishing they had the energy to get up and change their depends while they watch all the badboys ride by on 1000's.
-
First off, 11K on a sportbike is not low mileage. Second off, dont be a pussy, if you are going to buy a yamaha buy a R1. I dont care how inexperienced you are, sure you may wreck it or kill yourself but at least you will have fun doing it. 600's are for girls.
-
damn that law, thats really gonna fuck things up isnt it? it would be a shame if base jumping was no longer legal.
-
Ouch...what happened, yer folks lose a bet?! No. Why do you ask?
-
Says the guy that started this thread!\ you too kind sir are obviously late to todays scheduled programming. research bueller, research!
-
Jealousy doesn't become you. you got me. no way could i ever compete with the witty thoughful creative thinking that went into this elaborate thread. damn. i need to kill myself.
-
stupidest thread ever.
-
Is that the polite way of saying he is a pitcher versus a catcher?
-
I wasn't. Do you think anybody really cares if you were or if you werent? Isnt your hermaphrodite date waiting on you?
-
I hear ya brotha..The nerve of some people!
-
Why do you feel the need you have to lie about wanting to end a relationship? Kind of childish to lie and say you are moving when you are not. Just tell him/her it is over. A little late to the program arent ya?
-
classic.
-
Which sounds most believable?
-
That was a hypothetical. Come on now, I know turtles are slow..but really???
-
Bigger than an embryo's arm? (adult)http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=micro_cock_blowjob.flv Big fail on the linkage effort. Try again, preferrably with a better result.
-
What if it is only partially true? what if he made up the story about his mom dying (partially untrue part) as a way to go out of town to bang his exwife (true part)? Ever think about that? insert arsenio hall catch phrase here Well.. That is always possible.. But why would an intelligent man make up such an unnecessarily elaborate story?? (They weren't married, by the way.) Why mention the pregnancy at all if he had the "excuse" of his mother? It does not take an intelligent man to make up an elaborate story if he knows that the option of getting a piece of ass will be an end result of said story. Remember that guy that said he had to leave after banging you because he had to get up for work early. I promise you he did not have to get up for work early. The moral to your life story is even though you may expect or want more out of the relationship, the likelihood that all he is or was looking for was a piece of ass is quite high.
-
What if it is only partially true? what if he made up the story about his mom dying (partially untrue part) as a way to go out of town to bang his exwife (true part)? Ever think about that? insert arsenio hall catch phrase here
-
my bad. back to our regular scheduled programming. That's not Nataly . . . post her hooters and we'll be impressed. Thanks for ruining it. I needed somebody new to pick on, I was really hoping for all the NSFW whiners to come out of the woodwork on that one. Thanks ass. ps - artists rendition of turtle and his most recent date attached.
-
my bad. back to our regular scheduled programming.
-
LMAO - Did you see the contrail left as that went over his head. That was FAST! I didnt see it, what did I miss?
-
I have been asked to step away and refrain from the continued hijacking of this thread. I suggest you do the same. Afterall, we are wasting valuable time, I still dont think Nataly's gut wrenching dilemma has been solved.
-
Ok.
-
Holy shit, you just never quit with the pity party do you? Holy shit, I *dare* you to tell everyone who you are and what your real problem is with me. My name is Darren. I have no problem with you. Does that make you feel better? btw - I fully expect an update on when your guy friends mother dies because it is so important to all of us. I also hope his ex that he got pregnant doesnt come across this website because she has probably been wondering who he has been seeing on the side. She will now know thanks to you.
-
Fixed it for ya