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  1. hmmm, you know, the sclera should be white, but, it does make up the color of your eyeball. you know how people get pink eye right? Knocked Up If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  2. I'm a blue belle. :-) If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  3. awww, it wouldn't let me see it due to privacy settings or it had been deleted. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  4. Congrats and welcome!! It's a ton of fun, and it just keeps getting better! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  5. Thank you guys!! We just got to deland and it's freaking gusty... Jumps aren't gonna be happenin'... So, boyfriend is taking me to get my lip pierced :) If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  6. woow. that's insane. Couldn't they then give the death sentence to meteorologists? odd. very odd. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  7. pheromones. every woman smells different. A guessing game may be in order. Then at least you will know the different scents of a woman's boobs. There is a company who actually sells vials of pheromones. It smells fruity when you first put it on, then your natural body chemistry changes it. It's funny because animals notice it right away and they go freaking batshit. DD, I'll gladly help you in your quest to find out your answer. lol I swear! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  8. That's too funny. It's crazy what people will make up to make themselves sound amazing. and FOUR hours?! I'm not a tunnel worker, but my sister was, and my instructors still found it kinda crazy that a whuffo (prior to AFF) had done over an hour in the tunnel but hadn't really set foot on a DZ. woooow... I don't remember much about my first AFF jump, but, I certainly remember the canopy ride. I think that's what reality smacked me in the face. that's just amazing. I've now had my laugh of the day. THANKS!! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  9. It's natural. I would probably have to have someone else order it for me without my knowledge. I would just want to make sure there weren't any chemical agents or crazy things in the breast milk that could be transferred. I'm sure all that would be clear during the cooking/fermentation process. It's just like placenta. There are some really great reasons to consume placenta or use it externally, especially if you are recovering from giving birth, but, I sure as hell wouldn't want to know that I was eating it... If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  10. Yea, you can totally tell what time it is based on whether it's raining or not during the summer time. Mosquitoes are horrible. humidity is a killer. But, like the Captain said, the worst thing is the old drivers who should have relinquished their licenses back in the 50s but still drive and assume that, although they pulled out in front of you (going 50+mph) you'll stop for them happily. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  11. You are right, I can't jump anywhere right now. Don't get me wrong- 6 jumps is right, but I'm just a student now, done with AFF and have a few solos (tunnel rat). but, my taxes are coming back on Friday and I plan on getting A TON of jumps in here soon. I'm hoping to get my A within a month or so. I've checked off EVERYTHING on my proficiency card with the exception of the numbers (yea, even packing and all that good fun stuff- packed and jumped my own rig for jump number 2 - I may be stupid, but it worked out). The only reason I have as few as I do is because I just relocated completely and have been working on building up my business again. I'll definitely be taking my pale ass out to snorkel or scuba or surf or something! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  12. THANKS RStanley!! As per the tax stuff, I actually won a trip this past year to Miami beach to see a concert and stay at the FountaineBleau (if you have a chance to stay there, it's freakin' phenomenal) and they sent me the forms stating that I had an additional $1500 worth of income to pay for the trip. I didn't have to pay too much on that. Although, the friend I took with me said she'd pay for half, but I didn't let her... and... there was another thing I was going to reply to... I'll edit in a second. Aha- nope, it wasn't a timeshare trip! it's actually a full on cruise and staying at a hotel with no timeshare involved. If there was a TS, I wouldn't claim that crap. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  13. well thanks for doing that legwork for me! I was just about to do that. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  14. lol that's true... I think there will be lots of drinking, that's for sure. Not so much on my behalf. first and only time I went to the bahamas was just before my 21st birthday and I got so freakin' drunk that I told a friend that we had to call my boyfriend because I was too drunk to drive..... so, I'm going to actually try to remember this vacation.... lol. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  15. eh, oh well... any advice for other things to do? cruising down one day, staying in one of the hotels for 4 days/3 nights. cruising back.
  16. that's saddening. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  17. Yea, so, got the call today that the little slip of paper I (was forced to) filled out at the "Ying's Chinee Takee Outee" (I kid you not) was actually the 'winning' slip when they did the drawing! So, now, I've won this cruise to the Bahamas and I was to do a jump or two while I'm down there. Any advice on the DZs there? I asked a friend but he had no personal info about it. Any ideas?
  18. Yea, I've heard that a lot. A lot of bad bad words. then, of course, when the baby is out and on mommy's belly, it's all lovey again. I've heard once or twice that "we're only having anal sex from now on! I can't get pregnant that way". I've had some VERY young girls who just had no clue what was going on. Even during the prenatal visits, these children/young adults think it's all fun and games... pelvic exams are nearly impossible. We've had to tell these girls that obviously someone else wriggled their way in there, or we wouldn't be in this situation... this is something that we have to do... better get used to it because you'll be getting these exams very frequently towards the end of your term. I've been called a bitch when doing the needling. nothing else very exciting there. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  19. LMAO! that's awesome. I'll test it out for ya. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  20. I'm only on jump 7 now (4 AFF jumps and 3 solos now) and about an hour in the tunnel prior to AFF. My sit flying isn't the best anyway, so, I think I'll be good. By the time I get to the jump in which it's tradition to go nekkid, I may be better, but, maybe backflying will be the way to go on that one... I'll keep ya posted on how it goes. lol If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  21. Serious answer, I don't think that, while nude skydiving, much air would be forcing into the vaginal canal, but more likely just (for a lack of a better word) flapping through the labia. when air is pushing forcefully into the vagina, in intercourse or whatever it is you may do, the air is actually going much further into the vagina and up near the cervix. Unless the nude female flier was sit flying, I think she'd be fine. Other than incriminating videos that make her whoohaa look nasty. less serious answer, why wouldn't a woman want to do a nude jump?! If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  22. dammit, now I'm not sure that I'll ever do a nude jump... geez. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  23. that was pretty awesome! thanks for sharing. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
  24. I do a number of things: 1. my real jobby: I jab needles into people all day long and make them feel better. 2. I talk mommies through their labor and provide them with "alternative" solutions for epidurals, C-sections, episiotomies, etc. 3. I am a consultant for Slumber Parties, where I sell sexy things and "bedroom enhancers". That's my most exciting job. 4. I wait tables at a local Tijuana Flats just to pass the time. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL
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    dude. agreed. If you disbelieve everything because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do much-what as wisely as he would not use his legs, but sit still and perish because he had no wings to fly.-JL