LaLaLady

My cat is a 'special needs' kitten who eats lettuce and bread.

I think a battery by itself (AAA kind!) would be more satisying physically than Alienangel.

*** AlienAngel, battery-operated surrogates, anything, for fuck's sake, would be better than Skreamer.*** Alienangel AND battery-operated surrogates!!! Wahoo, bring it ON!

Yeh I just fancy a bit of a REAL man for a change

That is absolutely appalling poetry. However, I do find myself strangely fancy you.

***Just a family of tossers, aren't you?*** Why do you keep hanging around us all the time then and trying to actually BE part of our family? I take it our engagement is off then? I'll give you back your sheepskin jumpsuit asap.

They'll all know you are only talking about yourself sista!

Guess who's back? Back again? Skreamer's back, tell a friend. I've created a monster, cause nobody wantsa see William no more, they want Skreamer, he's chopped liver....

Thankyou Head Honcho. Do you think Skreamer will appreciate this thread?

They are quite attractive I suppose, but only Skreamer has been close enough to them to get a proper whiff.

Do you think I'll get away with it in Stanstead? Or should I wear the outfit with udders?

I could print it off, seeing as I started it. I'm sure he'll still love me (?) I'll just have to make sure that I am wearing a strap-on and a woollen body-stocking when I collect him from the airport.

***LaLa. If he bends over for you on the first night back just remind him that he is home with his sweetie now and that is not necessary anymore. *** Who says it's not?

Aah, at last, my love. How I yearn for the day when we are reunited from across the waters. Better get my best woolley jumpsuit on asap.

Hmm, gone quiet, still the hottest thread though.