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ditto - I stopped getting em signed but I still log for myself. Mostly just number, type of jump and freefall time. It's kinda fun to keep track of freefall time. I'm closing in on 9 hours! Wheeeeee! Fall in dove.

You can just pay the doc directly. Serious inquiries only. PM me if you're interested! Fall in dove.

I'm such a good girl! Yes I am! You got a treat for me?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Fall in dove.

Several of the times I've met him he's had too much wine with lunch and you wish he did have cards to read from. He tends to think he's a lot funnier than he is. Fall in dove.

I agree with Ripple (hehe - rhymes with nipple!) - this thread made me start wanting those implants again. They'd be so much fun to play with! INvestment opportunity: if you fund my implants you can look at and play with them whenever you like. Fall in dove.

Cal Ripken, Eddie Murray, Jim Palmer, Kenny Albert, Alex Trebek, and many more I can't even remember. But who gives a shit about those (except for Eddie - cool as shit guy and a friend).... Famous people I really valued meeting: Amy Chmelecki, Rook Nelson, Mike Swanson, Colon Berry, Max Cohn, Stuey Newman, Timmy Miller, Adam Rosen, Storm Dunker, Craig Amrine, Wyat Drewes, Jay Humphries, Dave Donnelly, Dave Brown, Chris Fiala, Chris Salcone and others I'm sure I'm forgetting right now. I get way more excited about meeting famous skydivers even though most of them are not well-known outside of our community. Fall in dove.

I agree on the eroticism of it. Besides, if I've swallowed it all, what's the difference? Fall in dove.

Fine, then I will! Start 'er up! Fall in dove.

I absolutely positively believe in prayer. I will pray for your pop and for your family. Fall in dove.

5:25:uncountable Got to do lotsa kickass jumps with the Project Horizon hotties. Yummy! Many firsts: Got tossed out of the back of the skyvan - now that is a cool feeling! Did a few cock docks (okay - so that isn't a first time I'd done that but it was the first time I docked on more than 1 cock on a single jump! As a rule, if you dock on my boobie I'm going for cock!); did my first (2nd, 3rd, 4th...etc.) headdown kiss passes without also having a simultaneous hand dock.... amazing that you can kiss that softly while going 160 mph on your head!; did my first SOLID mindwarp with Storm Dunker.... I had done them before but only a brief touch - this one we held for 20 seconds! RTFO! ; did some really cool transitions and carving with Brian Buckland and also with Dave Donnelly; had a shit-hot skydive with Craig Amrine; and Dave later laid right on top of my canopy and looked over the edge at me which was definitely a first. You could see the entire outline of his body on my canopy! I started laughing so hard I could hardly breathe. Best week EVER for me in my skydiving career. Fucking awesome and exhilirating and fun and funny and just blissful. And we were surprisingly blessed with beautiful weather every day despite the forcast calling for a complete rainout. Yee-freakin' ha! Skydiving rocks! Fall in dove.

What am I missing here JT? Hmmmmm.... BTW - that freefall collision left me with a new pleasure-tipped tongue. Some scars are good. Fall in dove.

When I had my first mal (jump #8 - first real solo jump) my then-husband sorta flipped out, but he dealt okay. When my reserve came out it left horrendous blood red riserburn on my neck and face so that was what made him ask what the hell happened, but he got over it since I was so excited about my new sport. But when I had a freefall collision a year later and got quite banged up he was livid. Then when he heard me ordering a new helmet he pretty much lost it. He couldn't believe I was gonna go back to something that almost killed me. It was but a few weeks later that we decided to get a divorce. No matter what anyone says about how you can make it work with a whuffo, it's skydivers only for me. But back to your original question.... I remember when I first started, I met a girl who had broken her back and her wrists on a tree landing and she was just getting back into the sport. I couldn't believe she was willing to try it again after all that trauma. But now look at me, after that one freefall collision and a broken leg, I can't imagine life without skydiving, my skydiving buddies, the dz atmosphere and all that goes with it. To an outsider, or even a newbie, it seems extreme or absurd. But to us, it is obvious and necessary. Fall in dove.

It's just a butt. Who cares! Post it. It can be, um, liberating. Fall in dove.

Hey Val... you can learn a lot and have a TON of fun from doing a buncha 2-ways. Any chance you'll be near Orange, VA or Crosskeys this summer? I'd love to jump and play with you!

I'll bet your hiney is just fine as it is. Why dontcha post a pic of it so we can judge. Fall in dove.

Sorry. Personal perfomances only - and a demo must be earned. But apparently I have an unusually long tongue (found that out by the campfire) as well and that's a trick I could bust out any day. Fall in dove.

I saw a guy on David Letterman's stupid human tricks who could put an entire penny into his nostril using his tongue. I think I'd pick the popcorn dude over that any day! Me? My trick is I have no gag reflex. Can't really demo that one on tv - maybe on late night cable. Good luck chicky. But I'll bet HE will find you soon. Fate has a funny way of taking care of things. Just takes a long time sometimes. From one frustrated chicky to another - buy lotsa batteries and it makes the time pass quicker. Fall in dove.

Then why do you need a swing?! hehe. Looks fun and all but in the end, screwing is fun anywhere, right? hehe - I said "in the end" Fall in dove.

Heya Bets! I've been - well, in hell it seems. I'm in the DC area for all of May but it feels like February and apparently it is also the monsoon season. What was I thinking when I left Florida?!?!?!?! On top of that, I'm staying with the 'rents to help out Mom (she's getting total knee replacement in both knees) and even though I'm here by choice, it's still brutal living with the folks when you're used to being on your own and having your own place and space. I just keep telling myself "it's for a good cause..." So to keep myself busy, I play with my mouse! So I guess in that regard NOTHING is new! hehe. How are you chica? Fall in dove.

Did you see the last Real Sex on HBO?!?!?!?! Great episode! I haven't seen one in awhile and I forgot how great those shows are! They had a segment in there where there was a sex swing that looked an awful lot like that. Wheeeeee! Hope you have strong supports in your ceiling! Fall in dove.

I say who the hell cares! If you're that hot and horny you'll be so in the moment you won't give a rat's ass if anyone hears (or sees) you. Woohooo! Fall in dove.

Aw - sorry to hear about it Dave. Wanna play with my mouse? Fall in dove.

Not a single jump due to tons of rain. But as usual the Monkey Claw Jam totally rocked! Completely worth the trip and the registration for all the fun we had. Rockin' parties, sumo wrestling, Luau, shit loads of kick ass people and a really cool Jam T-shirt. Bring back the Nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fall in dove.

Hey birdie! Did you guys ever get the rodeo going with Tania? Fall in dove.