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  1. dove

    Most wanted!

    But I'm just a sweet little fluffy white bird! Fall in dove.
  2. DOH! Guess I'm feeling violent! CHINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh crap! When you say it without the first part it becomes a racial slur! I meant KA-CHINK! Fall in dove.
  3. .....BOOM" is all I can cum up with. Fall in dove.
  4. You guys are brutal. I am just a sweet innocent fluffy white bird carrying an olive branch. But seriously. Send em a chocolate cake with the inscription "Takin' it easy!" and make it with chocolate ex-lax. Fall in dove.
  5. Oh come on! You all have seen me naked - you've seen all sides! My parents live in DC and I've been going nuts worrying about them. And I like a happy ending. I hate it when the good guys die in the end and I love it when the bad guys get it up the ass with a pineapple! Fall in dove.
  6. Those fuckers! I would say kill'em but I think a life time of being fucked in the ass is much better torture. Thank God we don't have to listen to any more Moose press conferences. Fall in dove.
  7. You too?!?!?!? I also wish I had gone to med school. After the cool miracle my doc worked on my leg this year I want so badly to be an orthopaedic surgeon. I still haven't completely ruled it out yet. Fall in dove.
  8. dove

    I passed...

    Silly. That's the problem. You bought DUCK tape! It only sticks to feathers (believe me I know!) IT's ducT tape you want. Fall in dove.
  9. Ya know..... there's good money in it and I can work from home. Not to mention the bonus off being able to have a little fun myself. Gives new meaning to "getting off" work! Fall in dove.
  10. Anything else will make these cherries topple! Only way they are getting covered in chocolate is if you pour some hersheys in your mouth first! Good God. I am turning into a phone sex operator. Fall in dove.
  11. Unfortunately I'm not a member so haven't been checking this thread. However I do hope to take my date for a ride tomorrow! I'm thinking VERY short skirt with a slit up the front and no panties. Hmmmm - or maybe I'll wear thongs and give them to him mid-dinner! Fall in dove.
  12. dove

    Blondes and stuff

    LMAO @ happythoughts! Fall in dove.
  13. Yohooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Over here! Fall in dove.
  14. Oh, I thought "he" was! Didn't he just pop up for a visit? Fall in dove.
  15. OK - just gingerly plopped a sweet maraschino cherry on each dallop on each erect nipple! You can find cheap tickets on Airtran and Jet Blue! Fall in dove.
  16. Low tolerance (read: cheap date) 2 drinks and I'm up on the table shaking my rump like a rump-shaker! Fall in dove.
  17. Can I get in your, um, tent coho? Fall in dove.
  18. Leave a anonymous note on his car that says the authorities have been warned and have his license plate number. I bet he'll think twice next time. Fall in dove.
  19. I'm still in here goosie goose! Come and play! I have whipped cream now too! I just decorated my nipples with sweet dallops! Fall in dove.
  20. Haha! You should have been so honored to go to the copycat site earlier this year. Talk about freakin' popups! Fall in dove.
  21. Soooooooooooooooo - do you live there? Are you there daily or only on weekends? Fall in dove.
  22. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!! Fall in dove.
  23. Hey little boy, wanna piece of candy?! Fall in dove.