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  1. Thanks. I'll pass. Fall in dove.
  2. BAD TIME for a premature deployment? Is there ever a GOOD time?! Fall in dove.
  3. A 3 person tent - I was gonna ask who the third was. This will be fun! Good thing - can't really travel my toys these days with all the luggage screening! Fall in dove.
  4. I'd make sure Mom and Dad were set, get a decent motorhome and jump my little ass off! Hehe - that's funny! In a past life, I would have gotten a bigger apartment and actually furnish it (haven't had bedroom furniture for a year - at this point I realize I don't need it!) Now I would get rid of all my stuff and be completely free. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Don't tease me! I wish it would come true! Fall in dove.
  5. Rdutch - NO orgasm is a wasted orgasm. Fall in dove.
  6. Hey wait a minute!!!!!! What are you saying! My girls may be small but they're perky and a hell of a lot of fun! And they don't get in the way of my chest strap! Now they are feeling neglected. I'll have to go "soothe" them now. Yeah, that's the hotness right there! Fall in dove.
  7. dove

    YO! HH

    HH knows I love him! (Don't ask how!) Fall in dove.
  8. If only I was so popular. Whatcha sellin'? Fall in dove.
  9. Screw it - too much trouble. Wanna play twister? Fall in dove.
  10. dove

    YO! HH

    I didn't call him "poop," I called him "THE poop!" It's different. You should be so lucky to be referred to with such reverance some day! Fall in dove.
  11. Dunno how I got on the penis enlargement list....????? Fall in dove.
  12. I have a job for you Liz! Wanna file my unemployment application for me? I just don't have the time for it what with me being so busy posting on dz.com and all! Fall in dove.
  13. Sudsy... I think I have some emails in my junkmail folder that were meant for you! Maybe you just need to be inspired?! Fall in dove.
  14. dove

    Venting?

    I think it's hilarious how many, um, "typos" we get here on dz.com. Just today a certain sheep-lover posted the phrase, "chock it up to..." ROFLMAO! Love you Clay! Fall in dove.
  15. Brass balls?! Wow! Must hold back from making EXTREMELY inappropriate and lewd comment...... Fall in dove.
  16. Nope - not fake. Sunpath even made that rig special for him to do his crazy stunts. Fall in dove.
  17. dove

    YO! HH

    HH - you are the poop! What a cool guy! What can I do to repay you? Fall in dove.
  18. Slow down there hoss! No cold showers! I said a STACK of tuna cans! A tall, wide stack! And yes, a beer can will do fine (make it a tall one!) Fall in dove.
  19. dove

    YO! HH

    Yeah, I agree with Rhino. Where is the "get laid now" button? Fall in dove.
  20. Put me in the FF category with FS potential and dwindling but once sufficient rdub skills. Warning! If you FF with me you will be kissed! Fall in dove.
  21. dove

    YO! HH

    Seriously - do you really miss them that much? I didn't even notice they were gone until someone mentioned it! Fall in dove.
  22. Who crowns you as a monkey and what do you have to do to earn the title? I'm game..... Fall in dove.
  23. A nice big van, eh? No need for a tent - if this van's a rockin'...... Fall in dove.
  24. Hey Nathan- what time is your flight leaving on the 2nd? Sebazz - any room in your car for one more? I could get a flight that gets in at 1:05 on the 24th.
  25. dove

    Old Classics

    Just when I thought I was ready to make a naked skydive. I've seen that before and had conveniently (and blessedly) forgotten about it. I'm thinking you need fake boobies to avoid that result. Damn. Fall in dove.