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  1. dove

    Pie-worthy

    Nathan - you're so witty! Hehehe! Um - Tampa is closest. Hurry up! I'm all sticky from the whipped cream! OK - so I'll go on the jump naked. Guess I'll have to make it in Florida or Atlanta since it'll be getting a bit nipply up north and I won't be jumping for about 2 weeks after my surgery next thursday (getting unscrewed!) Probably a good idea NOT to make it a sit jump! Fall in dove.
  2. dove

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    Uh-oh. That's the second time I've been accused of that this week! Hmmmmm... I did notice that they make upwards of $20 per hour working from home. All I'd have to do was say what's on my mind anyhow! And considering I am currently unemployed.... 900-DOVE-ME-DO. Cum one, cum all. Fall in dove.
  3. dove

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    Oh you poor thing! Hope you didn't break anything!Would you feel better if I gave you a champaign glass of whipped cream? Fall in dove.
  4. dove

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    Oh, they're out alright! They're having pie! (Thank you God for blessing me with a long tongue!) Fall in dove.
  5. dove

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    I never admitted any such thing! Only thing I admit to (no way to deny it...) is that I am VERY sexual and think about sex (and other related things) constantly. But come to think of it, yeah, my girls are WAY pie-worthy! I think I'll give them some now! Fall in dove.
  6. dove

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    Well, I don't know if I'd refer to them as "gozangas? Knockers? Da'bombs? " My girls are not JUGS but mugs! They are small and perky and enough to fill a champaign glass! But best of all they are FUN! Go ahead.... ask 'em to come out and play! Fall in dove.
  7. dove

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    OK - sure, we are! Still - you said you heard otherwise and know for a fact. So what did you hear and from who? You may have received bad information! Fall in dove.
  8. Sad. No one is safe. I was at Sebastian for the Search in 2001 and I remember some stuff kept disappearing here and there. The worst was when a little girl's allowance money was stolen from her little play purse. Unbelievable. But unfortunately, totally true. I hope the pissants are found and punished and the stuff returned to its owners unharmed. Fall in dove.
  9. dove

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    Yeah, right. From who and for what?!?!?!? Fall in dove.
  10. I know tons of skydivers are Red Bull fans. I, personally, despise them JUST FOR THAT COMMERCIAL. Once again widely disseminating an assanine point of view to millions of viewers. And to make it worse, I know TONS of skydivers who spend a buttload of money on their drink every weekend. Such a morbid commercial. OK - so I'm getting overdramatic about a cartoon. But still, why use death to sell a product? Not funny or appealing in my opinion. Fall in dove.
  11. dove

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    Now that sounds like fun! Cool.... so now I know I'm safe! Fall in dove.
  12. dove

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    I've noticed at some places that any 00 number warrants a pie. But traditionally I think it was only 100, then 1000. What are the tradionally landmarks worthy of pie? Fall in dove.
  13. Hmmmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fall in dove.
  14. Hey Jess. Well, you know, I've always wanted to visit Hawaii. Fall in dove.
  15. dove

    For clay...

    Sorry guys. Clay is, um, tied up at the moment. As soon as we cum undone, I'll let him post for awhile. Then it's back to work. It is "hump" day afterall! Fall in dove.
  16. I'd have to show you. Fall in dove.
  17. If we get a room ya'll can't watch! Oh sure, you say you don't wanna.... but there is a reason you keep reading on.... No chat rooms for me. No time between hanging out here and playing with myself. Fall in dove.
  18. I thought ALL happy thoughts were naughty and naked. Fall in dove.
  19. I just bought a whole new supply when they went on sale. There's never enough though. Fall in dove.
  20. I can't wait 3 weeks for this boogie...... I'm gonna run out of batteries! Fall in dove.
  21. Think happythoughts..... think happythoughts...... Oh yeah, now I'm thinkin' happy thoughts! Fall in dove.
  22. Hey, wouldja get that for me please? Fall in dove.
  23. I PROMISE you don't need any Clay. Fall in dove.
  24. If he's worried he can't handle me, he's free to just watch. Fall in dove.