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The only thing that comes to mind is GUMMY BEARS. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I'm not racist by any means, nor saying you are...........but...........my stomach is hurting I'm laughing so hard at that. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I forgot about Porkys ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Old School (the scene with the tranqulizer gun was so funny) Blazing Saddles My Cousin Vinny Fast Times at Ridgemont High Just to name a few ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I have a feeling you were meaning .48 not .048...cause that's just not very high. Opps...yep I ment 0.48 ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I'm glad you said it, I didn't want to seem like an asshole ...you forgot the "wore". ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

How much time are you saying you have to drink this liter in order to die? Ethyl Alcohol (type of alcohol in alcoholic beverages) is constantly being eliminated from the body in three ways. 1) Metabolism 2) Excretion 3) Evaporation The "average" rate of ethanol oxidation for the general non-alcoholic is 0.0165 per hour. For example; a person with an alcohol concentration of 0.08 at a given hour would decrease to about 0.06 one hour later(without further consumption). The example you gave is one liter will elevate a persons alcohol concentration above 0.6. Now before I get to much further, are you saying that a man or woman is drinking this liter. It make a difference. Males have a water content of 58% and women at 65%. Women absorb and eliminate alcohol faster than men(when comparing non-alcoholics) Also what proof is the alcohol. The average proof for spirtious liquor "hard liquor" is 80 proof which is 40% alcohol. Back to your example: The alcohol concentration of 0.6. and your body is eliminating the alcohol at a average rate of 0.15 per hour (the more alcohol in your body the faster it's being eliminated). So even if you were to down the bottle your alcohol concentration will not automatically be 0.6. The alcohol has to absorb into you blood, thats a thirty minute average on a empty stomach and alcohol slowly absorbs into your system just like food or water. Have you ever pissed yellow, down a bottle of water, pissed again within thirty minutes...your piss is still yellow. While the alcohol is being slowly absorbed your body is constantly eliminating it as well. The example you have given based on the North Carolina Department of Heath and Human Services (NCDHHS) states that a person with a BAC of 0.6 will be at 0.45 within the first hour. Now to the world of reality: The chances of a non-alcoholic downing a liter of alcohol is not likely due to not being able to keep it down. But even if they succeed they won't die not by DRINKING it. If they inject themselves with that amount they might, sorry but I can't find those formulas. A non-alcoholic can and if in good health will survive with a BAC of 0.45. They will wish they were dead and may suffer alcohol poisoning, but will live. Keep in mind that alcohol poisoning at light to moderate levels will only cause unconsciousness until the body eliminates that alcohol. Most cases of subjects dying while suffering from alcohol poisoning actually die because they passed out on their back, vomited and choked to death. Now the formulas and stats given by the NCDHHS are based on non-alcoholics. I can only give you examples of what I have personally seen with my own two eyes. I hate admitting to some of you that I am a cop. It seems to draw immature statements, but all I can say is fuck it, it's government work. On two occasions I witnessed subjects (obvious alcoholics) with BAC of #1) 0.52 and 0.54. Also, I witnessed a fifteen year old (to young to be an alcoholic) with a BAC of .048. None of these subject died and by their own admission consumed more than a liter. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

9/12....that was nice break from DZ. Thanks. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

...and we have someone here who has class and taste....

Limited resources? College student? Take a road trip. I did it all the time in college. They are as fun as you make them. Only cost gas, food, and a hotel every couple days. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

i'm working.... ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Do you jump or is your "PROFILE" bullshit? Seems to me you found this site by GOOGLE or something...I can't imagine anyone who jumps thinking something like this. That being said...I have a hard time believing that ANYONE (jumpers or not) would ever want to witness a burn in unless there is a mental problem involved. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Well here is my take on this issue. Hell it may help so of you. I hate stepping in dog shit. I really hate hitting it with the lawn mower, seeing as how I have a rear grass discharge on it...yes that means when I run over shit, shit gets sprayed on me. Its an old mower and the rear catch bag is missing. It's to easy to buy a new mower so I trained my dog to shit in the neighbors yard by walking him over there at night. I can't stand the asshole anyway. ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

BELIEVE ME...i was looking there too.... (very nice...you should be proud) ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

HONESTY ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

The one in my left nipple...no The one in my right nipple...no The one in my scrodum...no The chain I have connecting the three...yes (makes for great entertainment at the airport)... ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

In picture #1.... Tell me those are FINGERS!!!!! ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Yes...I forgot about that. That's why I wont ever set foot in Kansas, sexist basterds. I still can't belive they never gave Dorthy the credit for that find... ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Past: Raquel Welch Current: The dark haired woman in CSI:MIAMI (Hoeratio's sister-in-law) ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

This is a horrible, humiliating, and demoralizing post. Any and all people who posted or voted here should be ashamed of yourselves. But.........based on the polls results I am courious to try it... ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Is Mike and the gang going to have a "GOODBYE FORD" boogie? I might have to take some vacation time and come vist, but I should get to jump for free do to it being my idea and all... ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Its funny how there are clearly so many hardcore liberals here and yet none of them admit it, even in an anonymous poll. Yes I am shocked by the results so far. I thought there would be a numbers would be higher for the "hard core liberal". ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

I just saw the worst movie...by force. FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

NOW NOW. I'm sure he was professional...a polite smile and a soft flip of the bird would have been sufficient... By the way BIG CONGRATS!!!! ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

just curious ______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt