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  1. Have to agree with you with the mid-section, definitely the sexiest part in a womans body.. ..not too much trained six-pack tough
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    Jump Numbers

    92 jumps...started the sport in june... HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!
  3. You said it best! Cypres fire, at least when it comes from loosing altitude awarness IS a big mistake, but I'd definitely jump after one...
  4. Definietly, as soon as we're landed... In about two months, since it's winter...
  5. Total surprise, I have to bite my tongue when we talk about xmas and presents.. I've been planning this a couple of months, and in two weeks I'm going to give it to her, I'm so excited ! "So all the presents were there ? Wait a sec, I got something here in my back pocket..." Hope not..
  6. Yeah...Thought I'd share this with ya... I'm gonna give a my mom a tandem jump for xmas, haven't bought it yet, but I've sorted out the financial issues with my mom's sister (since I need to jump too, I can't afford to pay the whole price for myself) Can't wait till xmas, can't wait to see her face when she realises that she's going to jump out of a plane in couple of months (It's winter here, and our season starts in february) But she's definitely going to jump, no doubt...
  7. This man was trying to cross the border disguised as... Safe for work... Clever eh ?
  8. Got a nice adrenaline rush from the last one, thanks! More optical illusions here
  9. You can check out the safety articles here on dropzone.com, or the pd's education page here.
  10. If two turntables and a mixer are instruments, then I can...
  11. Lottery... A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door of her house yelling to her husband: "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All $5 million of it... Woooohoooo!" "That's great, Darling!", he replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" "Who cares," she replies, "Just F%#&k off!" The Geography of a Woman Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty. Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. The Geography of a Man: Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick. And one for the ladies... Three guys, a lady and myself were sitting at the bar talking about our professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double, Income, No Kids" The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker" They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etcetera" Then, they suddenly look at me and immediately I said... I'm a BITCH....!! What does a Bitch mean? BABE IN TOTAL CONTROL of HERSELF So ladies, next time somebody calls you a Bitch........... SMILE...........And say Thank You!!!!!!!! Had to edit: In the last joke it wasn't really me, 'cause I ain't a she
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    The Office

    And now I'm off newbie status !! Thanks for that !
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    The Office

    Well I obviously can't 'cause you've cleaned up the evidence that you never even attempted to do the # 9
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    The Office

    LOL Me too, many times..
  15. They are folded over the canopy, see the link in wonko's post, or if you can't open it, go see my poorly drawn pic in the start of the thread.
  16. Great video ! I hope the guy didn't jump with that pack job
  17. And here's the clicky one for you lazy people... ftp://ftp.skydivingmovies.com/uploads
  18. That sounds reasonable... I've packed with that method for about 50 jumps, and never had a single problem with it. I think you need to concentrate (at least I am) keeping the lines in a one pack in the center of the canopy.
  19. I don't know any links about that packing method, but maybe I can help, I've used wolmari pack since I got my sabre, it's an easier method to stuff a zero-p canopy in bag.. It's simple, you pack as you were packing a pro-pack, but when you lay down your canopy, you don't stuff fabric under the canopy, you just squeeze the air out of it and make it a triangle, then fold the sides of the triangle in the center. (see poorly drawn picture) Then you proceed with your packing as you were doing a pro pack... Hope that helps...
  20. Well..I live in finland, so the winter is here too... Our plane went off the insurance about couple of weeks ago, but it feels like ages ! It'll be back in feb. 2003, but it's still winter, -15...-20 deg. celcius on the ground, yeah, it's cold, but we're jumping, at least some hop n' pop's... Altough I'm a big fan of snowboarding, the winter still sucks big time !
  21. Yeah, I know, I think I'll be doing carve landings for the next 200-300 jumps, just tried to save skystorm from frustration..
  22. Try to read this article, I know it helped me a lot.. http://www.performancedesigns.com/docs/survival.pdf You will, trust me, I tought the same way, but about from jump 80 or so, I've started to carve with the dive loops when I land, and I'm getting better every time..
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    More funnies

    ------------------------------------------------ Fly Killer ------------------------------------------------ Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed 5 flies yesterday, 3 males and 2 females." "How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie. Joe replied, "It was easy. The 3 males were sitting on a case of beer and the 2 females were on the phone." ------------------------------------------------ THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR AT A TATTOO PARLOUR ------------------------------------------------ "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE." "We're all out of red, so I used pink." "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?" "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy." "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie." "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups." "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here." "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before." "The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect." Q: Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season? A: They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver. A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked the other. The first guy replies, "Well, I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle." I wonder what they do in that dental clinic..lol (sfw) I bet that there's a guy in that costume.. (content is not safe for work, but I think that the pic is..)
  24. How about Guy Ritchie ? Directed the best movies I've ever seen, Snatch & Lock, stock & two smoking barrels.
  25. No way, no regional forums ! Maybe some regional boogies and events forum, so everyone could find/post info about events happening near... If I post, for example a question of some sort, I want to hear opinions all over the world, if I want opinions from europe, I'll title the post 'europeans, I need opinions' or someting...