Davy

how do I get on the list? I work a lot of night and get bored shitless.... Bad Monkey!!!

Update...went back today, got to jump! it was incredible!!! the people at skydive Delmarva couldn't have been better. Think I learned a lot more by not going that first time, feeling pretty stupid for being mad about what happened the first time. Thanks to you guys that encouraged me to go back, you were all right. This was totally different, I asked people what was going on and they were happy to point me in the right direction. I went into the packing area and watched what was going on and realized how busy things were. Expect to make it back next week...oh and by the way, the jump went great all the way until the butt landing at the end...hope to see you all in the sky someday! Bad Monkey!!!

not sure about the longest without a visit but I'm betting i have the most in a short amount of time...34 visits with 15 "procedures" in less than 90 days... Bad Monkey!!!

retired...early...can say whatever the hell I want now...miss it everyday but payday!!! like to think I did it right.... and how many cops did it take to throw the man down the stairs? None! he fell I swear.... Bad Monkey!!!

spoken like a true administrator...lol no offense meant, I heard that speech 1st hand after an internal... Bad Monkey!!!

How many cops did it take to throw the man down the stairs? Bad Monkey!!!

departments need to use the "false statement to cause police investigation" more when they find they person is lying...cop lies? bye retirement, citizen lies? cop gets cleared...hmm something missing there Bad Monkey!!!

Be sure to ask for your complimentary tazing!

In Maryland it would be disorderly conduct because of the language, nothing to do with respect to the persons status as a government employee. The exception is police officers who's peace by law can't be disturbed. Essentially you could call the officer who just issued you the citation all the kinda MFr's you like so long as no one else can hear you. Trick is, if others can't hear you, odds are they can't see you and you'll have no witness's to your beating...hope this helped. Bad Monkey!!!

Oh, it's not that I won't go skydiving, just not sure I want to go back to that DZ. When my classmate and I finished the classroom portion we were told to have a seat and wait for our names to be called and that we should be airborn in 30 minutes. The only announcement I heard was calling my instructor to the manifest office, the next thing I saw after that was my classmate suited up and boarding the airplane. No one said a word to me, I sat patiently on that bench for nearly 2 hours before anyone even said anything to me and then there was no explanation, nothing, just something about how it didn't look good but hang around and see if it changes. Earlier in the day our instructor told us how great it was that there were so many instructors around. I didnt say anything to anyone yet other jumpers kept walking up and offering theories about what happened. I understand that weather and other things happen but to tell me to get ready to go up and then I have to sit and watch my classmate go and no one offered any explanation or came to tell me what was up is crap. I don't know, maybe I should have bought the video package like my classmate.... Bad Monkey!!!

Update...was cancelled last weekend, took my AFF1 classroom part today...weather was great, got to watch my classmate jump...then sat on a bench all day looking at clouds...not sure when I'll be able to go back...or if... Bad Monkey!!!

I must have still been on meds when I answered surfrgrl...I must have been confused between Febuary and March...anyway, got it screw on right now, i'll be there March 26th and hopefully starting aff on March 27...you'll have to excuse me, been a rough few months... Bad Monkey!!!

less than 2 weeks! man I hope the weather is good! Might have a problem Lance, now it's not looking like I won't have teeth until the end of April...lost so much weight you guys might have to tie rocks to me...seems this all I can think about lately...sure I will check back in before and definitely after the big day... Bad Monkey!!!

Think im safe...should have teeth by then and i'm 41 so not sure I qualify as cougar bait unless she's 60... Bad Monkey!!!

I missed it! I really couldn't have made it anyway, having some dental and medical procedures done to try and repair the effects of a conversation I lost with a steering wheel...Be a few more weeks before I'm even able to speak properly so I'm laying pretty low...I'll be ready though when the weather clears. Dave was saying we might be able to start in April but I've also heard May. I have a place to stay in Bridgeville, DE about 15-20 minutes from the airport and already warned them that I'd probably be around every weekend. Hope to see you out there though! I'm addicted to the weather channel now I've been watching so much to see when the weather will to be good... Bad Monkey!!!

Thank you for the welcome and now that I think of it, your right, the best advice will come from my instructors...Think I'll be listening to them. Looks like I will be going to Sky Dive DelMarVa www.skydivedelmarva.com I spoke with Dave there and really like him, feel like I'll be in good hands with him. I guess at this point in the year I am just waiting for the weather to get better. Looking forward to the training and hopefully trading stories with the rest of you... Bad Monkey!!!

Hey all, my name is David and I did my first tandem last fall and haven't able to get it out of my mind since. It wasn't at all what I expected, after the initial flipping it was peaceful and calm, not sure I've ever felt that at peace before. I will be starting AFF or A license school in a few weeks when the weather clears. Just wanted to say hello to all of you and any advice you can give would be greatly appreciated. Bad Monkey!!!