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You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do...is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. When you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. It's no good leaving it in the freezer for your mum to discover. Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days...then the chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out...for the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course....but you don't want to sieve through pigshit, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting....so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 250 pounds......in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig....can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh.....every minute. Hence the expression......"as greedy as a pig". cavete terrae.
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you say that as if its a bad thing? I believe it was a compliment . I kinda take it as one these days. It's more socially acceptable to be Canadian outside of the US. Plus it tends to mean "Hey, you're not a total twat!" cavete terrae.
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That's good, I want one! cavete terrae.
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that works too! I'd rather see it use a Memory Stick Pro Duo, though, just because I have several 2GB ones cavete terrae.
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Or beam it to a ground receiving station to record it and show it live so all on the ground can see the jump as it happens. Hey, mine's not THAT unrealistic. Samsung's got a wireless bullet cam setup on their sports camcorder. ALLEGEDLY the wireless version has updated bits and much better video quality. we'll see. cavete terrae.
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Just look for the American. Heh heh . Someone asked me if I was Canadian yesterday cavete terrae.
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Thereby forcing people with naturally shitty balance to pay for a taxi? In terms of what I'd REALLY like to see, I'd love to see far more brutal penalties for a dui conviction. Not a $500 fine. Not a night in jail. First conviction: MINIMUM $5,000 US fine. $10,000 if an accident was involved. Judge's discretion based on income if a fatality occurred. Minimum of one week in jail, and alcohol counseling afterwards. 180 day licence suspension. Again, all minimums. Second conviction: Minimum $10,000 / $20,000 fines, as above. 30 days in jail, 2 year licence suspension. Third conviction: Dragged behind the courthouse, buried to the neck, and left to die. (Not literally, just some really hefty punishments. Life imprisonment wouldn't be bad. The person obviously can't handle freedom) ANY accident involving a fatality caused by a drunk driver would result in permanently revoked licence, and a minimum of one year in prison for every person who died. cavete terrae.
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Well, I'm not going to get into my views on taxes in general (short version: If the government did things right in the first place and didn't waste money on stupid shit, they wouldn't need so much taxation), and the details are more than I'm willing to flesh out on 4 hours of sleep, but it's just an idea. cavete terrae.
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It'd be an honour system, admittedly. Unfortunately, you'd still get the fuckwits who'd lie about it, but no system is perfect. What HARM could it do to implement said system? cavete terrae.
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I'd like to see it required, but that'd be too much of an infringement on civil liberties for me to be able to ethically back it. Realistically, I think it'd be fine, because honestly, how many people actually go out INTENDING to drive drunk? Not many, right? Furthermore, how many people, after actually doing it, go "oh my lord xenu, why did I do that?" cavete terrae.
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It's probably safe to say that a good portion of DUIs and accidents caused by drunk fuckwits are stemmed from them leaving the bars shitfaced. It's also safe to say that bars are taxed heavily, that's a fact of life. Why not offer bars and anywhere serving alcohol tax breaks as an incentive to implement a system under which you surrender your vehicle keys before ordering alcohol, and the keys will not be given back to you unless you or a designated driver pass a breath test? Bars/clubs wouldn't HAVE to implement the system, but wouldn't get lowered taxes if they didn't. cavete terrae.
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I haven't seen a high-def bullet cam yet. I also haven't seen any solid state recorders for 'em besides the Samsung sports camcorder, but the image quality on that is.. bleh. cavete terrae.
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Wake me up when I can get a wireless bulletcam on my helmet sending 720p video to a solid state recorder in my jumpsuit pocket. cavete terrae.
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I don't believe we've met, but today was only my second time at the DZ (I just moved here). I'll be there Saturday though! cavete terrae.
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Turned out to be a non issue! Got canopy yesterday, went to the DZ this morning. Put it on the risers and hooked everything up. Packed it, then sat around for about six hours waiting for the right conditions. Jumped from 9.5, 17 second delay (according to protrack), played around with the canopy, stood up the landing. Felt just like the 210 did, just snappier cavete terrae.
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How inaccurate is a ProTrack when mounted in a helmet?
grue replied to grue's topic in Gear and Rigging
I know the manual says it's less accurate when in a helmet/on the head vs on a leg, but how much less accurate are we talking, when it comes to recording speeds and such? cavete terrae. -
I'm going to knee you in your mangina if you say one more bad word about 24 cavete terrae.
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That's a lot of effort. This was about five minutes cavete terrae.
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I actually walked a couple of miles to go get electrical tape for hte ear vents, and new batteries for the protrack, then I was thinking "hm..." Yeah, I get bored cavete terrae.
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...with electrical tape It started with just covering the ear vents, but I decided to put on some nerdy racing stripes http://spiceweasel.net/gruetec.jpg cavete terrae.
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Oh god, it was a trap all along. cavete terrae.
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For the moment, you are correct. We'll see how long that lasts cavete terrae.
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If you can, go out, hang out, meet new people. Give Luke Oliver a big sloppy kiss from me. You never know, you might even get help with a request you posted in another forum if you're discreet. Indeed indeed! I'm tempted to go out there just to hang, but it'd be about $40 in fuel, so we'll see. If nothing else, I could get the canopy hooked up and stuff. cavete terrae.
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Matches my rig :) I'll be jumping it tomorrow. I MIGHT get to go today, but they're on a wind hold at the moment, I'll check back in a few hours. cavete terrae.
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cavete terrae.