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  1. I recorded on my computer, I'll upload soon. cavete terrae.
  2. Just like I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer cavete terrae.
  3. I suppose that's a valid point cavete terrae.
  4. It's legal here, but seriously, amazingly immoral cavete terrae.
  5. ...by a 17 year old coworker cavete terrae.
  6. If you do it with a beard trimmer, it's seriously more or less just permanent 5 oclock shadow cavete terrae.
  7. I've given up on proper shaving. I just use clippers with no comb on 'em. Scruff is in, man. cavete terrae.
  8. Guilt is only for when you do something wrong. If they didn't want you to have the money, they wouldn't have sent it until they got the survey from you. cavete terrae.
  9. I was about to welcome you to the Cool Kids Club when I saw the thread. Instead, I'm going to put Nair in your shampoo. cavete terrae.
  10. Psychologically speaking, people tend to feel compelled to fill out a survey if money is included. The response rates are MUCH higher. cavete terrae.
  11. I just set my computer's tuner to record it :) If it's ok with you, I'll throw it on SkydivingMovies.com when it's done cavete terrae.
  12. for Movie, I got : Raiders of the Lost Ark. Fuckin' right, doggy! cavete terrae.
  13. It's not you. I'm just in a fiesty mood tonight. cavete terrae.
  14. I'm posting a reply, but not the one I originally had in mind. If I posted that one, we'd be in speaker's corner in no time cavete terrae.
  15. Agrope Titler Edit: I got JFK as well. cavete terrae.
  16. grue

    Kitty haircuts

    When in doubt, shave the pussy. cavete terrae.
  17. Your eyes couldn't possibly have been more dilated than they were when you were perving at that jailbait in Eloy cavete terrae.
  18. Yeah, I was thinking about getting a bag I could just tie down onto the bike for everything but the rig, and just throw my rig over my shoulders. I suppose it's one of those things I'll just have to figure out. cavete terrae.
  19. How the hell do you carry your gear to and from the DZ? Do you just get a good sized gear bag with shoulder straps, or what? cavete terrae.
  20. I think that'd be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d idea. cavete terrae.
  21. Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell' Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape. Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it." Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video. Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2." Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity." "I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings." In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls." The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww. cavete terrae.
  22. To nobody's surprise, her milkshake brought all the suds to the yard. cavete terrae.
  23. ..is fucking wonderful cavete terrae.
  24. Ok man, final offer. How about $500 and a greasy pork chop served in a dirty ash tray? cavete terrae.
  25. How about a payment plan. I'll give you $500 now, and $700 never? cavete terrae.