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and just like every famous person who gets a DUI, nothing will come of it, because celebrities are of course better people. cavete terrae.

hmmm....a lot your analogies and situations involve you being ass raped. Are you trying to tell us something? It's one of the first things that comes to mind on the list of "things I never want to experience", it's right up there with "be jumper03" cavete terrae.

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I wish I was kidding! No, wait, he wishes I was! cavete terrae.

You are one funny honkey, my friend. I aim to please cavete terrae.

I knew he'd gone a couple hours ago, but didn't know why. Turns out he was climbing into bed naked, and got stung by a hornet... on the scrotum. He didn't know if he was allergic and decided a hospital was the best bet. OW. OWWWW cavete terrae.

If someone said I'd have to pick between flying Northwest for my only airline for the rest of my life, or being assraped by a sweaty Samoan with his dick wrapped in barbed wire every morning, it wouldn't be an easy choice. cavete terrae.

Might I suggest a hostage situation? cavete terrae.

Haha, fair enough. More or less my plan, but I figure a little research isn't going to kill me. 'tis better to be well informed and well prepared than just one, no? cavete terrae.

I'm trying to get my hands on a demo canopy so I have somethign to jump on my birthday next weekend, and I'm guessing a Sabre2 is going to be what I'll end up with. My Fusion that I'm used to tends to have the power come on strong high in the control range and is pretty constant through the stroke. The Safire2 that I put a few jumps on didn't seem to do a whole lot until you get about halfway through the stroke. Where's the Sabre2 play when it comes to the flare? cavete terrae.

I can't say 100% for sure, however, I can say this: My Infinity I-66N with a Fusion 210 and a Smart 220 in it fits in one. I'd imagine your rig should. cavete terrae.

I'd be interested in testing this for you folks, if you need testers. I have been beta testing games for the better part of a decade. Resume and references available if needed. cavete terrae.

0:0:0, as always. cavete terrae.

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being immensely stupid, this is fairly low, around a 2-3, because I actually put a little thought into it, but nonetheless... Eloy Holiday Boogie 2005: One of the last days of the boogie, one of the first days with any wind. Just completed a jump with monkeycndo and skysprite, opened a few hundred feet lower than them and had the highest wingload of the first group of the load, so I expected to set the pattern. I went for the E-W main landing area with a wind out of the north, setting up for a cross wind landing from the east. As I set up on my final, I saw somebody on a pocket rocket spiral down to the other side of the main landing area and get ready to land from the west, thereby coming right at me! Well, I only had about 80-odd jumps at the time, and I knew the legend of Burke™, so I decided I didn't want to land the opposite direction, even if I technically was on my final approach before that guy. I had a choice: Break right and land upwind, into the dirt, or break left, and land downwind into the grass. I was, again, at about 80-odd jumps, loaded at a 1.25 with about 30ish jumps on the canopy, and somehow came to the conclusion that the grass seemed more appealing. Wow, that seemed like a fast landing. Stood up the landing (with grass stains on the soles of my shoes..), just in time to look and see everyone else from the load coming my way under canopy. Seems they'd all set up for an upwind landing, like smart people do. Fortunately I was far enough ahead of them timewise so they really "reset the pattern", I was on the ground for the better part of a minute before they touched down, but I still felt like a shithead. Monkeycndo was worried that I was going to crash land, too, knowing it was a downwind on an aggressive canopy load for my jump numbers. The worst part is that afterwards, someone told me in a situation like that, I could have just continued my landing in the main area as long as I wasn't actually lined up for a head-on collision cavete terrae.

Back in my day, we only had 8 planets! Then we had 9, now we have 8 again! cavete terrae.

I don't know your situation all that well, but make it clear that there are two paths on this road she walks. One's going to take her on a wild goose chase that ends in Tajikistan herding goats while her halfbreed offspring prance about in the fields thanking Xenu for their blessings. The other road has celebrity handprints and stars on it. It's her choice, but if she wants to peel the banana, she better eat the fuckin' fruit. Don't cross the street if you can't get out of the kitchen, people in glass houses sink ships, and she needs to tell Twatty McSecondPlace to make like a tree and get the fuck out of here. Part of that will make sense. Part will not. First duty in your newfound manhood is to decipher it and get that shit taken care of. cavete terrae.

Listen, jungletits, you can fuck off and go to bed, OR you can snap that leg off of your second x chromosome and play with the big kids. Success echos in the halls of history, failure leads only to a shallow grave in the forest. Wanna be a painting, or a sprout? cavete terrae.

Tell your husband to do his business in the dark, a little blood won't kill him. cavete terrae.

Tried to play Jesus with a stingray. Forgot he's not Jewish, stayed dead. cavete terrae.

Seems to be. Beat me to the post by half a hair. cavete terrae.

You want hot and wet? Take off your top and open your mouth, I've got a package being delivered Airborne Express, lady. cavete terrae.

Just ask jumper03. BOOM headshot. cavete terrae.

Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? How'd you get sex outta that?? Hmmm .. someone's thinking about it ... Can you loan me a hun? 'Shell I'm a guy. I'll turn key lime pie and a bag of quarters into a sex act if you give me a moment to think about it. cavete terrae.

Of course I'm tight. WHy am I tight? Because I don't secretly love these tossbags, and my tail is still a no-man's land! cavete terrae.

You owe me a keyboard ... or at least a CLEAN keyboard ... there's red wine on it now ... from snorting ... thanks, micro ... (me thinks you're gonna get a lot of mileage with that line!) 'Shell Apparently you're so busy thinking about sex you forgot that wine is for drinking. If you're going to snort, well, find a hundred dollar bill and some blow, k? cavete terrae.