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  1. grue

    OK... assholes...

    grue replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    I see you're point... That would be YOUR point ... 'Shell Oh.. you're right... my bad... but I'm not going to change it... No no. "In your chromosomally challenged world, that shit might fly. In my sandbox, we play by my rules, or Little Sally Satinpanties is going to get it right in the outbox. No second warning." cavete terrae.
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    You just made the gravy salty. Call it your secret ingredient and make millions. does OZ jizz taste different than US jizz? Maybe b/c they're all criminals down under and we're all Christian assholes? I wonder about such things as this... The answer to this question, along with any others regarding sexual matters with the people of Australia, can be found in your (female loved one)'s diary. cavete terrae.
  3. grue

    OK... assholes...

    grue replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    Fuck off I'm learning how to be an asshole... No no, you've gotta be more forceful and creative. Try this one: "Button your mouth, wench. When I want your lip, I'll unzip my fly" cavete terrae.
  4. grue
    Would you still have eaten them if you knew I already had? I'm guessing it'd have been a coin toss, followed by your search for a salad toss. cavete terrae.
  5. grue
    Fajitas?
  6. grue

    OK... assholes...

    grue replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    How about you lift up your skirt, check on your balls, and get it fucking changed, Susan? Take out the tampon and show those cowboys how to be a man, mmk? cavete terrae.
  7. grue
    Fajitas?
  8. grue
    Fajitas?
  9. grue

    OK... assholes...

    grue replied to Icon134's topic in The Bonfire

    How about a nice greasy pork chop sandwich served in a dirty ashtray, fuckface? (If it makes you feel any better, I am the ONLY SINGLE MALE in my department at work. EVERY OTHER PERSON is married) cavete terrae.
  10. grue
    I just made 3 pounds of shredded chicken breasts in homemade taco seasoning. I'm set for the week. cavete terrae.
  11. grue
    If it makes you feel any better, my first thought on reading your thread title was 'How do you jump off of someone's intelligence?" cavete terrae.
  12. grue
    I know one guy who can. Wears a lot of black, carries a scythe. cavete terrae.
  13. grue
    GOD DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPERS! Watch that mouth there Grue, you'll be meeting "The Lord" any minute now! Damned kid better respect his elders! cavete terrae.
  14. grue
    GOD DAMNED WHIPPERSNAPPERS! cavete terrae.
  15. grue
    Micro only responds to shotguns aimed at him, from an elderly man, in a rocking chair on a rickety porch. Chris I need to borrow a shotgun and a porch. I've got the rest. Where's my catheter? cavete terrae.
  16. grue
    No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" considering how brittle bones get at your advanced age, I think you need to reconsider downsizing that Fusion. GET OFF MY LAWN cavete terrae.
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    No, I think Pops has got you beat by a year. Chris To quote some of the people from my generation: "Oh.. fucking.. snap!" cavete terrae.
  18. grue
    40 years worth, man! cavete terrae.
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    Does this, by the way, mean that at 103 years old I would have been the oldest person to get a USPA A licence? cavete terrae.
  20. grue
    DAMMIT! cavete terrae.
  21. grue
    So I noticed a registered/certified mail/letter thingie amongst the mail I needed to go through this week. It was from the Iowa House of Representatives, and marked "CERTIFICATE ENCLOSED: DO NOT BEND" Now, I'm a pretty badass motherfucker, but I'm not sure I did anything worthy of government recognition of late, but whatever. So I opened it, and pulled this out. Apparently, I've been lied to about my date of birth for the last quarter of a century.. http://spiceweasel.net/senior-gruetizan.jpg My surname is nowhere near common enough for this to be a "wrong address" thing, either. cavete terrae.
  22. grue
    I suspect Frenchy knows a bit about retreating... I kid, I kid. Someone was going to make the joke, I figured it should be me. cavete terrae.
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    Whoops, didn't see that. Just got off of a ten hour shift at work cavete terrae.
  24. grue
    Read the thread in Incidents. The mind boggles. I just read the incident thread, and I'm amazed that people seemed to not know the exit alti. In relation to the high speed 2000' exit, the higher speed will work to your advantage on a short delay exit, your canopy will open quicker then a standard HnP. Even with a snivelling canopy you have quite a decent amount of time from 2000' (remember you are not at terminal) Do you wanna pull at a superterminal speed? I don't, if it can be avoided. THen again, I'm a big dude, lots of momentum But yeah, if you get stable then get big for a couple of seconds then pull, I suppose you'd slow down quite a bit. cavete terrae.
  25. grue
    You mean take personal responsibility? Xenu forbid! cavete terrae.