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  1. grue
    Mother of xenu, no. Ew. cavete terrae.
  2. grue
    We can wear the same, I have no problem with that. Of course, I'm sure the veritable torrent of women I'd have to turn away when they realize that I am in fact not taken might make me grow weary. Wait, who the fuck am I kidding? cavete terrae.
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    New rule: All women must wear an armband colour coded to signify her relationship status. Red: I'm in a happy relationship, fuck off. Yellow: I'm in a relationship, but I'm browsing other options. Proceed with caution. Green: I'm single. Yes, you might think that wearing a yellow armband might freak out your boyfriend, but think about the benefits: He'll realise that your shit is on the rocks, and he'll be forced to either fix it, or lose you. Thoughts? cavete terrae.
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    *after stops laughing, wipes spewd drink off of monitor* Grue, you need to get you ass out to the left coast for another night of Chinese buffet. Yeah, I'm trying to get out there even if only for a day or two. It's entirely possible that I might lay over in SFO for a couple of days on my way to Oz, so if I do that, we've GOTTA go out for another night of Grue Tells Amazingly Offensive Jokes cavete terrae.
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    I have no life. Thus... yes. I'm contemplating trying to put my canopy back on the risers... but I don't see it happening cavete terrae.
  6. grue
    That's like asking if amazing sex with the person of your dreams is better than being bludgeoned with a cricket bat. No offense to our pommie brethren, but the overwhelming majority are about as qualified to say they have a good sense of humour as Stevie Wonder is to play goalkeeper in the World Cup. cavete terrae.
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    Been trying, he's jumping or something! cavete terrae.
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    If our hobby was as safe as sitting on the couch reading, would you still do it? Who's a dangerhound, and who's not? cavete terrae.
  9. grue
    Here's mine! http://spiceweasel.net/grue-rig.jpg http://spiceweasel.net/front-of-rig.jpg I love it, wouldn't order anything else. I had a brutally hard opening last month, didn't have a single bruise from the harness. Super comfy, well made, and imo the best looking rigs on the market. cavete terrae.
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    I don't really have the time or patience to drive the ~225 mile round trip to my rigger's place to drop off my rig, so I was planning on shipping it. I just did a test run and I can get propack the canopy into the freebag (mostly. I could do it completely if I took my time I'm sure, this was a 3 minute packjob), but of course I"m not going to muck about with closing the container for fear of damaging something. Should I bag it, wrap teh bridle around the freebag to hold it shut with the lines daisychained, and throw the whole thing in a box and ship it, or use a bigger box and ship it all unpacked? cavete terrae.
  11. grue
    Are you fucking kidding? I think half the bonfire regulars are FROM there. cavete terrae.
  12. grue

    Slurping soup

    grue replied to Buried's topic in The Bonfire

    Why is it ok to show the soles of your shoes in western culture, but it's highly disrespectful in the middle east and Russia? Just how it is: People are stupid and easily offended. cavete terrae.
  13. grue
    By destroying the government and rebuilding it correctly: National defense Courts Police A few miscellaneous other functions You start letting them stick their noses into every little god damned thing and then you lose control, just like we have. cavete terrae.
  14. grue
    Don't feel too bad. Two very good friends of mine are twins. One was born on 31 December 1981, the other was born on 1 January 1982. How's that for hilarious? cavete terrae.
  15. grue
    Had my heart stepped on by my alleged best friend, then played violent video games and watched a movie. cavete terrae.
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    Whoops, seems you beat me to the post. Yeah, it's certainly ironic that the only federal judge with a pair of balls is actually a woman. I'm honestly sending her a thank you card tomorrow. cavete terrae.
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    Let's just say it was a very very good deal cavete terrae.
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    He's a Victorian. It's their bloody fault, so they should have to drink it. Hey, I'm not FROM there. Shit, I haven't even lived there yet I'm a Sydney rat cavete terrae.
  19. grue
    Grand Theft Auto on PSP: Check. Loud metal music: Check. It's on like donkey kong. cavete terrae.
  20. grue
    Anger, hatred, sadness, heartbreak. You know, the usual. I think I shall play violent video games and then watch Real Genius. cavete terrae.
  21. grue
    No touchie touchie if friend has y chromosome. cavete terrae.
  22. grue
    Who wants to be my friend? cavete terrae.
  23. grue
    UB313 eh? o/` RED RED MOOOOOOOON.... STAY CLOSE TO MEEEEEE o/` cavete terrae.
  24. grue
    Just a little while ago I got off the phone with George at Precision to thank him for all the help both he and his awesome crew have given me to help me get back in the air, and I thought that they deserved some more public recognition than just a phone call. If any of you are like me and feel that customer service is every bit as important as product, don't think twice about getting a Precision canopy, you're sure to be happy with both the product and the people who make it. Thanks George and Precision! cavete terrae.
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    Shit. Down to a month. cavete terrae.