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  1. grue

    Fashion is...

    You raise an excellent point. I'll take it under advisement. cavete terrae.
  2. Punching Puppies Prevents Painful Pooping Probably cavete terrae.
  3. grue

    Fashion is...

    I came in here to make a pithy remark about imagining you in skimpy clothes, but I'm not 100% sure I e-know you well enough for that. cavete terrae.
  4. Oh don't get me started on that. I don't want someone who's got a doctorate in neurospecific ramifications of particle technology when serving a full can vs plastic cup with a lot of ice. I want a hot young chick that's easy on the eyes. Stop hiring on qualifications for stewardesses, start hiring on looks. THAT will help customer opinion as much as anything. It doesn't take years of experience to roll a cart down the aisle and give me a can of mountain dew (no cup please, thank you miss. Or ma'am, these days), and whoever delivers that ambrosia to me would ideally be someone I can fantasize about taking into the tiny bathroom and having wild sex with to pass the time. cavete terrae.
  5. What the posts are saying here is that the security steps we see are nothing but window dressing. DING DING DING I could teach a retarded monkey to get a dangerous item on an airplane. It's not exactly fucking rocket science, half of us have done it on accident. cavete terrae.
  6. You want my honest suggestion? Be proactive, not reactive. Stop sticking our fucking noses in other peoples' business. Our involvement in the middle east is what brought this shit on. cavete terrae.
  7. yes, god forbid we hurt the feelings of terrorists. i honestly don't think i could live with that. exactly how many times have people of muslim religion blown up, crashed (or tried to) airplanes in the past? compare that to number of times your grandma did any of those things. now answer me this: why is your grandma the one that has to take of her shoes to get on a plane? So true. Political correctness is useless, just do what gets the job done. Yes, there have been white hijackers. Yes, whitey has blown shit up before. But let's have a look and see who's doing what these days, and see what's more common. cavete terrae.
  8. I basically raped and pillaged the fiction section at my uni's library. Typically 3-5 books a week. cavete terrae.
  9. I should become an ultra badass swooper and see if MD would pay for me to get a MD logo canopy. cavete terrae.
  10. Uh, I can hold my breath a really long time. Oh, and I can dropkick a soccer ball the better part of 100 yards. I've got nothin cavete terrae.
  11. Cow, baby cow, pig, chicken, turkey, duck, lamb, whatever, I'm happy to eat 'em. I've been an athlete my entire life, including 3 years of college soccer and 1 year of hockey. While that -can- be done on a hippy diet, it's much easier and tastier to do it the right way. Plus it pisses off the aforementioned hippies. I also have dead cow seats, wear dead cow shoes, and hold my pants up with dead cow. When I get my motorcycle, I will protect myself with dead cow. cavete terrae.
  12. Not directed at anyone in particular, but for every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three. cavete terrae.
  13. I'd undo my 145 in a 55mph and getting arrested stunt. That's about it. cavete terrae.
  14. I cannot put into words how much I love these drinks. For as much as I drink them, I should try and get a sponsorship from Mountain Dew or something cavete terrae.
  15. I have some seriously, seriously offensive shirts that I love to wear around the house and at friends' houses, but I'd never wear 'em to the mall or anything. cavete terrae.
  16. I'm out of books. I have literally read every non-textbook in my house. I need some of my authors to release new stuff :hs: What really sucks though is that I read so fast that a normal paperback is about a 2.5-3 hour diversion, at best. cavete terrae.
  17. That can't cross the pacific though Says who? Mooneys have flown US --> Australia. I mean without refueling stops :) I can't imagine island hopping across the pacific would be a quick trip, either. cavete terrae.
  18. Well I could think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would involve a buffalo, live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety's sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge. cavete terrae.
  19. That can't cross the pacific though cavete terrae.
  20. You missed me by about 30 seconds in the pub, I was in the bathroom cavete terrae.
  21. I'd love to claim that I'm giving up on commercial air travel, but even with the hassles, it's still a damned sight better than driving all over the place, or when I go home, swimming. cavete terrae.
  22. TSA requires that all locks can be opened by them, unfortunately. Their locks apparently meet that requirement. The thing that concerns me though is that if TSA can open them, so can the baggage handlers most likely. cavete terrae.
  23. Aww man. Sad news cavete terrae.