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Post nudes of her, it'll help us decide. cavete terrae.

... to which my co-worker replied by picking up a knife (which are very sharp) and stating ... .. they both left without food. Outstanding! cavete terrae.

I was at Burger King (Hungry Jack's technically, but same thing) grabbing a late night snack… ordered, waiting for my food. Guy behind me is kinda drunk, and when he's ordering he starts complaining that the guy making the food is wearing a bracelet. The bracelet was a Kara, worn by Sikhs, and it's all the way up at his elbow. The manager goes "it's a religious icon, we can't make him take it off. Plus it's not touching the food", and the guy keeps bitching. So manager goes "If you want I'll give you your money back and you can take your business elsewhere", and the guy just keeps blabbering on. Guy further back in the line goes "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US ORDER", and then the complainer goes "I'll fuck you up!". Manager goes "Hey, don't threaten a good customer." Original complainer goes "I'll fucking call the health inspector and get your dirty Indian ass fired!", and the manager screams "I WILL SHOVE YOUR FACE IN MY DEEP FRYER YOU BASTARD" I'm going to have to get late night snacks more often if this is normal cavete terrae.

How does a thread about a politician being fuckable end up in the place for serious debate? cavete terrae.

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Well if she is under 40 then I suppose I could understand the reaction. Still the thought of "Jane..." cracks me up! cavete terrae.

Yep. I get some weird looks from some of the folks that come into my office. I have a bendable Mr. Bill on my desk.... they are like wtf? Ahhhhh.youth! Ohhhh Noooooooooooooo!! LOL This thread comes from me almost getting slapped at a friend's house the other night. We somehow got on the subject of the war on drugs, and she said something, so I go "Erin, you ignorant slut…" and was about to start my counterpoint when she went and I had to stop to explain the etymology of it. cavete terrae.

for the record, vpilf.com is already taken. Dammit. cavete terrae.

That's the spirit! cavete terrae.

and a creationist, apparently So, another loony to potentially lead that country - wow it truly is fucked up Oh hush, don't make me get started on your government cavete terrae.

and a creationist, apparently cavete terrae.

She's doable in we can vote for her, or do her in bed? I have no idea what she looks like. http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dJ81lnfGm7dM/610x.jpg cavete terrae.

I'm just sayin'. EDIT, with pic! http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0dJ81lnfGm7dM/610x.jpg cavete terrae.

Thank god. Now if only the old rumour that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count were true, I'd drink it like water. cavete terrae.

Anyone else miss the old SNL? cavete terrae.

Years ago when I was a little tyke, I lived in Florida, and we had a bit of an issue with fire ants in our yard. A friend of dad's suggested that he use gasoline on them. The next day, dad managed to step on a small hill and got bitten several times. Sure enough in a blind rage, he poured gasoline down their hole… and then lit it. Then he threw more gasoline all over the yard, which also went up. Thus, one of my earliest memories was looking out the window and seeing our lawn on fire, with my father dancing around like he was in Lord of the Flies. cavete terrae.

Don't blame the Aussies, I've had 'em with salami only in S Florida. cavete terrae.

Egg bread with roasted pork, swiss cheese, mustard and pickles. Some places add salami. cavete terrae.

It is now 636am. I still want the damned sandwich! cavete terrae.

Miami and Cuba being roughly ten thousand miles away, I am shit out of luck. cavete terrae.

Wouldn't it be great if the dipshit assholes out there didn't think the farcical "security" at our airports is more important than common sense? Cool, now we can piss away money on new IDs than can still be forged, stopping only the mentally handicapped terrorists… Please refrain from making Political comments in the BF. Political comments are reserved for SC only. EDIT: to remove political comments and keep this thread in the BF. cavete terrae.

Last time I saw it, they checked it at Elsinore. Now it's not in my rig cavete terrae.

SLIGHTLY oversized and it holds a 6 pack? I just threw a gatorade in my cargo pocket for my sunset CC yesterday, but then I realized I didn't really like holding it, I wanted to just hang in the harness when I wasn't actively taking a drink Necessity may be the mother of invention, but sheer laziness is the father. cavete terrae.

Just another reason not to participate in the joke that is marriage in the modern era. The sex stops after the wedding, but that doesn't mean you won't end up getting fucked. This case just means that you don't even have to wait until the waste of time ceremony. cavete terrae.

Since nobody else seems to offer them, I'm going to see what I can whip up. Who's interested? cavete terrae.