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  1. Since it's like any other sunday for me, I'll probably have like.. pizza or something. No idea. I'll deal with it when I get there. cavete terrae.
  2. You've been waiting for a chance to use that line haven't you? Nah, I've got a decent sized warchest of semi-offensive lines I can use in the same vein cavete terrae.
  3. Asking me for advice on getting laid is like asking Michael J Fox why he's so good at Jenga. cavete terrae.
  4. Fact: Ball hockey before the Cup quarter finals will cause more snow. This is something we've exploited in the past. cavete terrae.
  5. I'm going to be cremated, but at my service I want there to be a mysterious box to be given to my closest living relative and opened in front of everyone. It's gonna be full of springloaded snakes. cavete terrae.
  6. I've never been to a funeral, but a friend of mine had an interesting alleged incident at one. He was playing baseball in the field next to the church, and as the story goes, he hit a home run... through the stained glass window, and into the open casket. I can't make any statement to the veracity of the story, but I got a laugh out of it when he told me cavete terrae.
  7. I went for a walk, then had to make a phone call. I was by myself. You care because you're... I have no idea. cavete terrae.
  8. 1, 2, 3: I don't drink. 4: Whatever she passes out in. 5. Employed. 6. They were good, no share. 7. No, I'm still all fucked up cavete terrae.
  9. Why wasn't it worth it? Hey, you said ask you anything... If I 'got even' instead of taking revenge, should I offer 'make-up sex' after we kissed and made up? Or should we just kiss and make-out? Did I ask too many questions? Are you happy you started this thread? Have you been satisfied with the outcome of the thread? Have you had enough time to reset your sleep clock? Are you fucking annoyed yet? Wasn't worth it because I went too far every time Make up sex is good Thread is good Haven't reset yet Not annoyed cavete terrae.
  10. I'll answer more shortly, gotta run back out! cavete terrae.
  11. no, because you're only about 10mph faster than the air in the plane, which is 0mph. cavete terrae.
  12. yes. Final episode of the show. What is the question to 42? NObody knows. Fuckin' Vogons blew up the goddamned planet. Of course, we could cut open Arthur's brain… cavete terrae.