kansasskydiver

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  1. So on a serious note, any jumping on Thursday or just Friday morning?
  2. I think a problem with that though would be that the slideshow from the camera shows all the pictures. I don't know about anyone else but all the pics I take of a tandem aren't always the ones I want shown. I fire off between 70-120 pictures per tandem and that's one hell of a slide show.
  3. Yes, but then he'd have to kill you afterwards cause you'd know his secrets.
  4. You guys gonna have wingsuiters and instructors again this year?
  5. I think I was the video guy on that jump but can't remember... Do you remember who it was? And I'll be working video up there again this year, look forward to some more jumps with everyone Edit to add: I just understood your question, your tandem masters name was Chris and I believe I was your Vidiot (at least you look familiar). He'll be up there this year last I heard and so will I
  6. I've had some weird ones before too. My personal favorites were: 1: The floating platform in the sky that you could skydive rom 2: Think that video game with all the floating castles, except it was a cruise ship and I based from it 3: My recurring dream where I barely get line stretch, pull on the rear risers and hit hard, but always walk away. LEAST favorite dream I've ever had was the one 3 years ago before couch freaks where I go in... That one bugged me for the next couple of days
  7. All movie and tv phone numbers start with 555, if you dial one, it goes to Jimmy
  8. They don't name huricanes after Jimmy, if they did it'd be pointless cause we'd all be dead.
  9. The Redemption boogie: "Skydivers way of salvation from sins through Jimmy's sacrifice"
  10. God created the world in 6 days, Jimmy created God in 7 seconds... And then he went skydiving
  11. God called and got Jimmy's answering machine. As a result, Brittany married Kevin Federer
  12. Jimmy Coiner is so fast he flies past himself in freefall to beat himself onto the next load.
  13. Jimmy Coiner doesn't need air, air needs Jimmy Coiner
  14. When someone sneezes, God says Jimmy bless you
  15. Jimmy Coiner does not shower, because dirt is too scared of him
  16. Jimmy's real last name is actually Hoffa
  17. When Jimmy Coiner skydives he doesn't fall, the universe comes to him instead.
  18. Jimmy Coiner once fell asleep on a water bottle, and this is how water became holy.
  19. Jimmy Coiner once shot down an Otter by simply pointing his finger at it and saying "Damn, I missed my load"
  20. Jimmy Coiner lost his virginity, before his dad
  21. Once Jimmy Coiner was sparring with Wolverine and lost a testicle. You may know it now by its technical name, Jupiter.
  22. Jimmy Coiner once swallowed a Rubik's Cube. When it came out in the toilet it was solved.
  23. Hellen Keller's favorite color is Jimmy Coiner
  24. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Jimmy Coiner.
  25. Jimmy Coiner recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.