kansasskydiver

A duck.

Hey Jason, wanna buy a duck?

Jimmy Coiner can kill two stones with one bird.

Jimmy Coiner CAN sneeze with his eyes open

There is no 'ctrl' button on Jimmy Coiner's computer. Jimmy Coiner is always in control.

And let the games begin!!! Apple pays Jimmy Coiner 99 cents every time he listens to a song Secretely, that's how he affords to make more jumps than his alter ego Jason Norris

lol I hate to burst your bubble but you do realize that the internet isn't exactly private anymore since Al Gore got a hold of it Many of us learn the hard way about posting stuff on dz.com and forgetting that the whole wide world can easily read and or set up an account and read what we've written... google is your employers best friend

Yep and yep on the switches and cards. How would I go about teaming them up for redundancy? I guess I can google it but any hints lol Thanks again

Techies I need help: Server 2003 R2 SBS will be set up as dedicated quickbooks enterprise server. Full gigabit network with unmanaged switches. DHCP, gateway, dns all controlled on alternate server. Is there a way to set up the quickbooks server with nic01 as incoming traffic and nic02 as outgoing traffic or would it not even be worth the hassle? Our quickbooks file is around 1gig and take a huge chunk out of our current server's processor and networking capabilities. New server will be dual quad cores and I'd like to try and utilize the dual nics to control some of the traffic. Thanks in advance

I just bought my plane tickets. Work and other bs wouldn't give me enough time to drive but at least I still got tickets 2 days out haha. See everyone Thursday! Now I just need to remember how to skydive lol ps - and lets not forget about the Anything But Clothing party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol I've got a great one lol

Can I race the plane down the runway for pink slips hahaha?

I havcen't met Scott yet but I've heard about him. Look forward to meeting all the noobs at the dz

I'll work on the girls - I used to know a couple strippers when I lived in Manhattan... Any live entertainment? Other than the strippers lol Anyone worked on having a band or anything? Rumor has it that Andrew is coming back, I wonder if his PA system is still in Manhattan or if he took it to Twin Falls.

lol thanks but somehow I don't think that'll give me directions or play my dvd's haha. It might bring me to an abrupt stop though!

I'm looking to buy an Avic-Z2 and trying to save some cash. Does anyone deal in car audio or have a Pioneer Dealership set up? Muchos gracias Chris

Although I do remember one late night of partying when we had such a huge exploision that someone called it in from the highway lol. I'll never forget the cop that showed up and in the hickest voice ever says "sumbudy thought dem dang hangers on fire" haha and how did we get a fireball that big in the sky? Simple! Boil wax, just add water hahaha ****** Warning, do not attempt in your kitchen!!! Justin and Correll almost burned down their house testing it out!!!************ Another alltime favorite was the 1000 bottle rockets in the fire and everyone running except for Clancy, who happily sat watching them explode 10ft infornt of him... When asked why he did that, he simply replied with "I didn't want to miss the good show" jahaha I'll have to bring out all the dvd's and videos I made and show the noobs at KSUPC just what REAL bonfire parties used to be!

Ya know before I left Manhattan my dream was to make it around the town in my other Vette in 10 Mins... Take it from the airport down Ft Riley and then back up around past walmart and back up towards colbert hills. I had started to talk to an ex cop to figure out what the times could be to do it and where the cops sat and basically the bottom line was my 80 vette could never outrun the cops and it was just too dangerous given the car... It might be a different story now though... I'll be pushing close to 450-500hp with a 0-62 in 4 seconds... If I had enough lead cars infront of me and on radio looking out for cops I could finally do it... We'll see lol. The idea comes from this video of a guy doing in in France through Paris http://youtube.com/watch?v=tPjUm8ybvuA which is an awesome video if no one has ever seen it lol. Shaun as for the price of the car, I plead the 5th on that one. We'll just say it was worth it and I got a good deal for my 2000 Vette I traded for it. No more Yellow car for me though :( The offer stands for anyone wanting to join on the roadtrip. I'll pick anyone up along the way inbetween and drop anyone off where ever. As things change the map will change as well but for the time being here is the route. I'll be stopping at as many DZ's as I can along the route too just to see what's going on. Aubrey might be a good trip for you to see skydive Chicago. ***Removed link cause it didn't work right... Just showed a blank map. Will repost*** I'd only anyone that tags along to chip in a bit for gas for the obvious reasons that gas aint cheap no mo lol

bwahahahaha Oh and as suggested by Aubrey, in addition to the pitts for acrobatic rides I'll be offering hold onto your seat motherf*cker rides on the ground for the cost of gas I'll be bringing my new baby up (as long as gas ain't $6 bucks by next month eek)

I might hit ya up on that offer for a bathroom break and stretch. I've got a 2000 mile drive ahead of me to get up there and see everyone again. You'll love the group and no worries on how many jumps you have. KSUPC is a club not a comercial dz. I was president for a number of years, I think 3 or more can't remember, and it's continued to be a welcoming place to anyone of any jump numbers. It's been such a nice place that after moving to FL I've basically stopped jumping because I just don't seem to have as much fun and miss all the friends I made there. That's my motivation for my 4500 mile 2 week trip I'll be taking, not to mention Geoff was a friend of mine and the Peggs family has always been great to the club as well. Hope to see you up there!

lol from my experience, when traveling and they ask you if you ahve any battery operated devices, don't mention your cypres like someone traveling with me did once haha. That was an INTERESTING check in process.

DavidB, That's a nice car! I love the old clasics too! I've got an old 1980 vette in addition to the c6. The old muscle car, open under hood, raw 427 is really another league of it's own. If you think about it, how many of my generation (I'm only 26) are going to be bidding on ford taurus at an auction in 30 years? lol there is just nothing compared to the 60's and 70's for cars.

I'll be driving up from Naples Via Enterprise > Houston > Dallas > Tulsa > Kansas and will have an extra spot in the car for the ride up. The drive back I'll be taking a different route. KS > St Louis > Louisville > Bowling Greens (corvette factory) > Burningham > Jacksonville > Fort Lauderdale > Naples If anyone is intersted in taking a REALLY extended road trip and then fly home let me know. I only havce a 2 seater so space is limited but it'll be a fun ride in a c6 cross country! I'll be rolling into town the Tuesday before the boogie, hang out with everyone on Wednesday then party and jump the rest of the time!

Don't know if anyone else is a Vette lover but I figured I'd share She's one sexy beast but I do miss my yellow C5 Post your baby if you've got one, I'd be curious to see others.

Hey Shaun, is it cash and check only or will you guys be taking credit cards? If no cards you wanna make sure that info is in BOLD so people know. Curious if I need to bring cash or not, prefer not to. And Jesse hahaha damn see duct tape works for everything doesn't it!!! I'll put a copule in my gear bad and bring with, I don't even remember what processor that was to get one that fits. Shit that's been years huh...Glad the computer still works though! And I'm D license so I just have to demonstarte stability under instructor supervision, so a headdown jump would count right Can't wait to see everyone and jump again!!! I'm debating on driving/flying. I'm kinda in the mood for a long road trip but gas is a bitch for 1500 miles each way

hahaha that's great. I remember how sad I was when I got gfd's closing pin and then something else fell out of the package... A coloring book cutout of a pink dolphin. I'm pretty sure I still have it through the move, I kept it taped above my monitor and kept telling my roommate they are real. The pink dolphin sure did help us through the stalker "wild freaky monkey sex" girl... God those were the days. I wonder if he still has the voice mails!!!