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Jimmy Coiner can speak braille.
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Jimmy Coiner was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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Jimmy Coiner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Jimmy Coiner can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
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Jimmy Coiner's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jimmy Coiner
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Jimmy Coiner did the Houston 500 Porno HIMSELF!
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jimmy Coiner can piss his name into concrete.
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I once had a girl friend... Till she met Jimmy Coiner. I can't complain though... I mean how many people can say you slept with a girl Jimmy Coiner has too!
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jimmy Coiner
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Jimmy Coinership
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Jimmy Coiner gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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Jimmy Coiner’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Jimmy Coiner taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows... When he was only 2
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jimmy Coiner
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There are 4 types of intercourse: Sex Making Love F*cking and Jimmy Coiner style
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Jimmy Coiner has two speeds. Sit and head down
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Jimmy Coiner is Luke Skywalker's real father
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Jimmy Coiner invented water, when he fell asleep on a bottle
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Jimmy Coiner
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Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.
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Jimmy Coiner only masturbates to pictures of Jimmy Coiner and everyone else goes blind
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If Jimmy Coiner has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Halder, are you still single?
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Jimmy Coiner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure, not the woman cause all he has to do is wink and she's done
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Jimmy Coiner IS a swoop!
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I heard this year Jimmy comes with a 6.1 liter Hemi in it! What an upgrade!!!