jessefs
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Thanks for the pic Sunny! Hope you're doing well...long time no see
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So, is it a sin if I slap an In "N Out burger sticker on my fiance's ass???
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Another glass of wine and I might try to top him by covering 3 layers of super glue on my nuts with duct tape and ripping it off......
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Hey, a little extra friction never hurt anybody...lol (well....maybe except for TrophyHusband...)
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Or a loser, depending on how you look at it.
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I tend to sniff glue and look at porn at the same time....best of both worlds, ya know??!!
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Sorry man....but JEEEEZZZZ! Maybe that's what is fueling his fire... /Andre saying to himself "What the fu*k was I thinking!!!!"
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OK, Andre Agassi ROCKS! ....except for the fact that he left Brooke Shields for Stefi Graf
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Damn that's funny....until I started pondering how exactly you steal a dick??!!
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TV????? I was using my mental telaportation device to put me right in right center court..... It really was an excellent match, just tops his loss last year in the Open. Almost makes me want to break out the raquet...almost..lol
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I saw it, and what a great match. I have a feeling though that this can only end in heartbreak for Agassi fans..... He does set quite an example for old farts stickin' it to the young guys, even if only for a few matches. Me thinks his old creaky bones can only stand up to a couple more matches.....if that. Quite the pessimist I am..hehe In all honesty, I stive to attain the heart and determination in my life that Andre has in his, much can be learned from him.
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QuoteCoolness! And here I am having never hooked up with anyone on here. Because I'm a cheap bastard who does't want to pony up the dough.[/reply You need to find yourself a suga mama Suga Skymama maybe??]
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Right on Phree...I actually hooked up with my soon to be wife for the first time because she was a friend of a poster here that I was taking to the SDC Christmas party. I won't say who, but her name rhymes with Funshine (Luv ya Sunny!)
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Thanks SkyMama! This is the best I could come up with after a few glasses of some vintage vino Love, exciting and new, Find it on dropzone.com We're expecting you. Love, don’t look in speakers corner. It ain’t there, That place will make ya blue. The Love Boat Floatin’ on DZ.com. This place promises something for everyone. Set a landing pattern for adventure, Your target on a new romance. Love won't hurt anymore It's a beach landing on a friendly shore. It's Looooove! Welcome aboard - It's Looooove!
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Ah crap...I knew there was a catch... Can I just slip the bills inside the big, furry, leopard print jacket? I don't wanna get smacked down with the cane...
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I haven't posted here in a long time, but thought this was worth an update. Another DZ.com matchmaking anomaly has occured..... My fiance Karla and I will be married on Sept. 21st. We met here on DZ.com almost 4 years ago to the day! Just thought I'd pay my respects to the ultimate dating site...lol So for everyone else in crazy skydiver relationships....there is hope! Hope everyone is having a wonderful and safe year
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Maybe she can puke on us in the plane again, YAY!
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Where's a cymbal crash sound when you need it??
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What happens if I stick it on my tongue??
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Heaps upon heaps of drugs....
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I agree with rehmwa. I wouldn't say I'm anti-gun, but I don't have much of an interest in them. Paintball, on the other hand, is a different beast. Like already stated, paintball is paintball. People who say "it's like tag" or the like, are probably talking to anti-gun type folk, people who say it's like military drills are probably talking with people who want to hear that. You will find all types, paintball is paintball.
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I got back a week ago, didn't scuba but snorkled on of the Nicoya Peninsula on the Pacific coast. There is so much to see and do there, I'm going back multiple times. If all you want to do is scuba, go to Belize. Costa Rica is like the US in the sense that there are many different environments in one country (beaches, rainforest, mountains, desert, etc...) I thought Costa Rica was great for diversity if you're into travelling around a bit. PM me if you want info or suggestions.
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Just order this... http://www.hammacher.com/publish/70375.asp?sourceid=0020026380&AFID=BEFREE01 and be content with 1 glass
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The scratchy side of a sponge works really well too..
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Bappy Hirthday!!!!