patrick.swazye

I'm still dead.....but I can communicate with all of you! As I see it down there, it's boiling down to a difference between liberals and conservatives....again. Here's my take: Scenario: You're having dinner with your wife and two small children in your own home. Suddenly, the dangerous ex-hubby (that has a restrainging order against him) with a huge knife breaks through the front door, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. Question: What do you do? Liberal's "Quandry": Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the ex-hubby look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. Results: The family is murdered by the ex-hubby. Conservative's "quandry": You are prepared and ask your wife if she wants to shoot him or should you. She says, "I'll blow his ass away", you toss her a Glock .40 and she is an expert shot. Conservative Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of reloading). Dad: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?" Son: "Dad's right Mom, I saw it too..." BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click. Daughter: "Nice group, Mom! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?" Results: The bad guy loses. And yes it's an old joke, but I can steal and use it. What are you going to do, shoot me? Point Break was a great movie.....leave it alone! Booo! Screw with me and I visit you!

Can you swoop in heaven....or hell...or where ever! Hook turns no less than 720's are expected! If you die....then you go to heaven automatically. But what's with the scorecards? Point Break was a great movie.....leave it alone! Booo! Screw with me and I visit you!

It's going to the shitters. Say hi to Elvis for us, but you can have Michael. He was into little boys a little too much. Michael is heads down in a vat of shit........really pissed off. Elvis is doing ok....got some new talent in as of late ! Point Break was a great movie.....leave it alone! Booo! Screw with me and I visit you!

I'm dead, twas a good flick. So what's up in the live world, Mofo's? Point Break was a great movie.....leave it alone! Booo! Screw with me and I visit you!