WatchYourStep 0 #1 July 1, 2005 Well it's Friday and I only have 6h 51m left of work. I was just thinking of funny movie lines. Share some of yours to give everyone a laugh. www.imdb.com Has a quote section so you can just cut copy and paste them. Super Troopers Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it. The Life Aquatic Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern. and Steve Zissou: That pregnant slut is playing us like a cheap fiddle! Airplane Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. and Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 July 1, 2005 Super Troopers When Ramathorn and Farva pullover the Plymouth Voyager, Ramathorn radios in and says they have a Plymouth Voyager, Vermont plates Alpha, God, Mustard, 1, niner, decade, china. Farva says, "For 20 bucks I'll call him a chicken fucker." He runs to the car and says, "License and registration you chicken fucker, bwakaaawww!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #3 July 1, 2005 heres a good one from the Goonies si no ase un buen trabajo te vamos a cerar en la casa por dos semanas con las cocarachas sin comida y agua, " If you don't do a good job we are gonna lock you in the house for two weeks with the roaches, without food and water" HELLO. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junior_240 0 #4 July 1, 2005 Tommy Boy - Chris Farley singing "Fat guy in a little coat" (Rip) Goonies - "Hey youuuuuu guyyyyyys" Dumb and Dumber - "pills are good, pills are good" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #5 July 1, 2005 Tommy Boy... Well you can stick your head up a butchers ass... I mean you can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sid 1 #6 July 1, 2005 From U Turn: Darrell, 40,000 people die every day. How come you're not one of them?Pete Draper, Just because my life plan is written on the back of a Hooter's Napkin, it's still a life plan.... right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #7 July 1, 2005 another from Tommy Boy: "...who is your favorite lil' rascal? Spanky?" Office Space: "Shit man you don't need a millon dollars to do nothin. Take a look at my cousin...he's broke and don't do shit."______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 July 1, 2005 "What would you do with a million dollars?" "Two chick at one time man." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linestretch 0 #9 July 1, 2005 Blazing Saddles... Doc that chink a days pay for nappin on the job!my pics & stuff! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 July 1, 2005 Oh, i just thought of another one from Harold and Kumar. "We aren't going to regular prison, we are going to Federal Pound you in the ass prison." or something like that. I am usually not in my right mind when watching that movie. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #11 July 1, 2005 Office Space Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #12 July 1, 2005 Quoteanother from Tommy Boy: "...who is your favorite lil' rascal? Spanky?" Do you think she dates one of the Yankees? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junior_240 0 #13 July 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteanother from Tommy Boy: "...who is your favorite lil' rascal? Spanky?" Do you think she dates one of the Yankees? What are you watching Richard, SPANKTRAVISION!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #14 July 1, 2005 Blazing Saddles - on being discovered pretending to be a member of the KKK "where all the white women at?"I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #15 July 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteanother from Tommy Boy: "...who is your favorite lil' rascal? Spanky?" Do you think she dates one of the Yankees? What are you watching Richard, SPANKTRAVISION!?! Damn, now I'm going to have to watch that this weekend or I'll have that line stuck in my head forever.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #16 July 1, 2005 QuoteOh, i just thought of another one from Harold and Kumar. "We aren't going to regular prison, we are going to Federal Pound you in the ass prison." or something like that. I am usually not in my right mind when watching that movie. That's Office Space. ======================================= Dante: "You hate people!" Randall: "But I love gatherings. Ironic isn't it? (That one always hits home for some reason.And if you don't know where it's from, find out.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 July 1, 2005 (Butch & Sundance are running from a posse. They are trying a trick which they hope will throw off the posse.) Butch: "What if this doesn't work?" Sundance: "Don't worry Butch, you're the brains; You'll think of something." Butch: "Thanks! That takes a load off my mind.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #18 July 1, 2005 Quote Dante: "You hate people!" Randall: "But I love gatherings. Ironic isn't it? (That one always hits home for some reason.And if you don't know where it's from, find out. and don't forget: Veronica: "Something like 37" Dante: "37!!!" Randall: "At least he wasn't 36."______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
junior_240 0 #19 July 1, 2005 Dumb and dumber - What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me getting together? c'mon, just give me a number. 1 in a million So your're tellin me theres a chance You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow. The town is back that way -> lmao dumb bastards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 July 1, 2005 QuoteFrom U Turn: Darrell, 40,000 people die every day. How come you're not one of them? Bobby: "You're just an ignorant, inbred, tumbleweed hick!" Darrel: "Now thar ye go, tryin't te sweet-talk me agin." Toby N. Tucker: "You know who I am? Toby N. Tucker. Everyone round here call me TNT. You know why?" Bobby: "Let's see... they're not very imaginative?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #21 July 1, 2005 Office Space: "We see you've been missing a lot of work lately." " I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob." For Great Deals on Gear Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 July 1, 2005 Youuuuu cooooooon doooooo eatttttttt! Waterboy. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 July 1, 2005 QuoteYouuuuu cooooooon doooooo eatttttttt! Waterboy. Youuuuu cooooooon doooooo eatttttttt aallllll niiiight lonnnnng!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #24 July 1, 2005 I love that movie!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #25 July 1, 2005 "try not to suck any "d" on your way out through the parking lot" "cute cat. what's his name?" / "annoying customer" Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
